My name is Aiko Danuja.
I give people what they want.
Mining permits are only 200,000,000.00 isk.
That’s a great deal!
o7 capsuleers…
REAL LIFE
Category: CASTOLE
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #359
We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.
I get a lot of email.
They also write my friends.
I’m not sure what they are going on about.
Everybody has something to say.
I really don’t know what to say.
What does it mean?
I guess that makes sense…
They just assume I understand.
I receive many interesting offers.
This can be very lucrative!
That’s right.
That’s the plan.
Isn’t that special?
Here’s a long one…
Bro, I don’t speak Polish.
Why not?
Naturally, I explained my lawful CODE.
He didn’t like the answer!
A VERY GOOD JOB
I’m doing great.
Not everybody is so fortunate.
It sucks being a miner.
Sometimes, it’s better to stop.
Don’t let this be you!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358
It’s that special time again.
Miners love to write letters.
Some write more than others.
They are such losers.
They are notorious anti-Semites.
They are also sexist.
Why do you think we gank them?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
CASTOLE Gets Tagged
Listening to: DJ Blyatman
Recently, CASTOLE got griefed in Jita.
What happened?
Clearly, a mistake was made.
CASTOLE decided to confront the bully.
It’s not very nice to shoot a ganker cat.
He She demanded JUSTICE.
At first, it appeared Denenair would not make amends.
However, CASTOLE insisted on reparations.
She even invoked the Saviourette of Highsec.
This was serious stuff.
Denenair Khashour gradually realized the truth.
CASTOLE loves to shoot miners.
Nobody likes miners…
Gankers are pretty cool!
CASTOLE made a 49000% profit.
Final Post of the Blog Forever
This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure
Delightfully unbalanced, with just a hint of salt.
They call it courage anger in a bottle.
oH BOY…
Tick tock!
Welp, this is the end of me.
Mission Accomplished!
-RIP-
So long, and thanks for all the memories.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Everything go bye-bye.
I have no idea how to backlog a blog?
Any moment now…
Here it comes!
Are you ready?
You got this, big boy.
No cringe here.
Farewell to one and all!
The truth always comes out.
What happened next?
At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.
Like, for real.
Like, ok.
Ya know what I mean?
Please drink responsibly.
“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=AUDIENCE REACTION=
Minecels
A lot of people have been wondering.
Who is the biggest baddest of them all?
In EvE Online, one name stands out.
Aiko Danuja is the greatest pirate in the history of the galaxy.
That’s right.
That’s right!!
Ypricorspy
Miners always have something to say (if they aren’t AFK).
That’s why we kill them all.
Don’t let the miner seduce you.
Ignore their hateful words.
Kill them all.
Total extirpation.
That’s the law.
What do you think about that?
CASTOLE GIRL
CASTOLE is was a bad boy.
This is what happens when you indulge in cat play.
Before long, he met some interesting men.
They only wanted one thing.
This gave Catboy a crazy idea.
Can you guess what happened next?
Spironolactone + estradiol + progesterone = ?????
SURPRISE!
Castole decided to get a makeover.
That’s right…
What a little cutie!
Now CASTOLE has new pronouns.
Welcome to the UwU zone.
FelixIsG > OMG CASTOLE you Need GOD
Kill the Miner
Listening to: Kill the Farmer
Newbros have a lot of questions.
Here’s a little tip for new gankers.
Ventures are way more fun than freighters.
Miners sure do cry a lot.
I hope they all quit the game.
That’s right.
That’s right!
