MASS MINER

Today, we met a mass miner.

Nagato NIshi > no one told me or warn me
Nagato NIshi > please warn me
Silver’s Revenge > you just had your warning

His various alts were in violation of the law.

Nagato NIshi > before you act like that
Nagato NIshi > i can leave you dont want me to mine here
Nagato NIshi > i think i gonna stop playing
Nagato NIshi > i just bought the ship you destroy
Nagato NIshi > thats all i make yesterday
Nagato NIshi > im noob

He finally decided to confess.

Nagato NIshi > i just played this again last 2 weeks
A Mama Kitty > What inspired you to come back?

Nagato Nishi is a convicted serial botter.

What happened?

Nagato NIshi > they told i was cheating
Nagato NIshi > cus i outproduce the enemy faction
Nagato NIshi > with arty shells
Nagato NIshi > got ban

Now he has a new plan.

Nagato NIshi > now im want to learn this game and see if i can be ban here and i see this game have a option
Nagato NIshi > thats make me easier
Nagato NIshi > i can overproduce here if i want
Nagato NIshi > if i have super computer or high end pc i can destroy the economy of this game

His only concern is Highsec ganking.

Nagato NIshi > where i can pay 200m?

I know how to play this game.

Katabe Haya Yatolila > btw why you guys collect isk? for?

Technically, he isn’t even botting…

He’s just got some kind of special keyboard.

Katabe Haya Yatolila > can marry you?
Katabe Haya Yatolila > you sound sexy to me

Nagato NIshi > its like specialized keyboard
Nagato NIshi > i just made it
Nagato NIshi > its risky you know
A Mama Kitty > So the keyboard runs macro software.
Nagato NIshi > you almost there

Is it possible to automate Highsec mining?

Sources say, yep.

That’s right.

So we let him mine.

A few moments later…

He understood the TRUTH.

We don’t allow bots in Highsec.

Oh right, he’s not a ‘real’ bot.

He denounced me.

His alt denounced the Scam’nGank lifestyle.

They denounced the CODE.

He vowed to sell his keyboard to other miners.

He vowed to raise an army of bot script AI miners.

He urged others to follow in his footsteps.

At least he got a mining permit.

Now he’s going back home…

… or maybe he will join Fraternity?

Like it or not, the bots are coming…

…and they know we are the enemy!

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