MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

I recently accepted a few quests.

Could I anti-gan the gankers?

This dummy didn’t realize something…

The contracts don’t require a kill!

Isn’t that special?

One contract was especially lucrative.

I was racing against sixteen other people.

Who could hunt me down the fastest?

Fortunately, I found some volunteers.

This was taking too long…

…so I got a BIGGER ship.

VICTORY!

Now that’s how you win EvE Online!

I’m the best!

June 1 Day

Welcome back…

It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!

We love to meet new players.

Only crybabies are crying.

Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.

Some people are happy capsulers.

That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.

Are you having fun?

Maybe you just don’t get it.

That’s right.

That’s right!

Cheerzah brav…

Dakkonka

Dakkonka is a miner.

She sure do love mining.

Unfortunately, she is usually always AFK.

Sometimes, she notices me killing her fleet.

Dakkonka misses out on a lot while AFK.

She also loses a lot of Mackinaws.

One day, she started talking.

Dakkonka likes me a lot.

Finally, she understands our racket.

She’s done with ganking.

Now she’s just a simple ice farmer.

Aren’t they all?

So we completed her tax audit.

That’s right.

She wanted to purchase freedom, and a mining permit.

So we sent her the bill.

Ok!

Another satisfied customer.

About Me (Aiko Danuja)

That’s me!

I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.

It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.

That makes me a real space celebrity.

Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.

People like me because I’m fun and interesting.

You’ll want to pay attention.

That’s right.

Cheerzah!

2009 Newbro

Another new player…

That’s right.

Galtaz > Really? I have nada.. just trying to learn.. thanks for making me leave EVE.. no point playing i guess

Another space crybaby…

Galtaz > FU!!! Really
Galtaz > FU I said.. scum like oyu make this game unpålayable.
Galtaz > Can’t even learn the game
Galtaz > I was trying to learn to scan and here you come killing a noob in a boon ship.

#SAD

Galtaz > So sad!
Galtaz > And you need a life.. and a new brain!
Good Girl Kara > have you not learned anything in your years playing?