
This is Post #1500!

The miners are starting to know their place.


That’s called ‘cope’.

What will the miners do next?

I guess they’ll just whine about ‘harassment’.

o7 quitters!

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This is Post #1500!

The miners are starting to know their place.


That’s called ‘cope’.

What will the miners do next?

I guess they’ll just whine about ‘harassment’.

o7 quitters!


Who’s the greatest ganker of them all?

Hint: It’s Aiko Jasmina Danuja.

That’s right.

I know exactly what they need.



They love it!

You know what I mean?



That’s right.


o7 capsuleers…



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That’s right!


We interrupt our regularly scheduled content to bring you a post of supreme importance.

Everybody loves Aiko.

People are starting to understand.

I’m the best!

That’s right.

So today, we celebrate Aiko Day.

Everybody is feeling that Aiko spirit.

It’s a real holiday.

On the first Aiko Day, I declared war upon the Minnies.

By the second Aiko Day, I had my first nightmare!

James 315 subsequently declared this to be a state holiday.

He used this time to reflect upon the future of warfare.

As a prophet of Aiko, James foresaw the future.

This was a rather long essay…

Some people say James liked to get really high.

I certainly do!

Well, that concludes our Aiko Day festivities.

That’s right!


Oh, hey there…

Let’s find out!




I’m winning EvE Online.

Can you guess what happens next?

Yep.

It’s easy to get rich quick.


I’m too good hot to fail.

How do you PLEX your accounts?

Good luck!

That’s right.

I know exactly what I’m doing.



Let’s see how a man would approach this situation…

Check out this neat trick!


We aren’t done…

Well, that was fun.

Cheerzah brav.

Any questions?


Everybody knows the legend.

Aiko Danuja, James 315’s favourite gankerette….

…summoned to Holy Halaima by Fate and Destiny.

PLOT TWIST: I’m the best!

Not surprisingly, there was ANOTHER miracle in Halaima.


I guess it’s just mean to be…

Eight years of unadulterated adulterous success.

Happy birthday Aiko!







That’s right.

That’s right!



Recently, I did a real PvP.

Miners say a lot of mean things.

At least they know my name.

Silly miners!

True story.


What a great alliance!

I’m the best!!


That’s right!!!


Miners love it.

They are proud of me.

They fear me.

Everybody knows…

I’m the best.

That’s right.

That’s right!


The locals are starting to recognize me.

I always introduce myself to new players.


The people understand what I’m all about.

That’s right.

That’s right!


Everybody has heard the Good News.

The masses adore their High Princess.

Some more than others…

I am looking mighty fine.

I’ve killed a lot of miners.

I’ve met refugees from all over EvE Online.

Everyone recognizes my alliance.

They call me Aiko the Great!

That’s right.
