A lot of men are thinking about me.
I’m fine with that.
Here’s a little secret about me.
I am the best.
You know you want it.
That’s right.
Aiko Paints Her Nails
Category: From The Source
Aiko the Best
Some people say I’m a witch.
They aren’t wrong about that.
Want to see a fun trick?
I offer every miner the same deal.
It’s not hard to understand.
I’m the best.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Aiko Danujoke
Miners are bad at EvE Online.
So we purify them unto extirpation.
Recently, Blood Raiders visited ruination upon the J-bears.
Vulpecula Volans gave a riveting war speech.
His fleet was overwhelmed by a Childrens Orphanage Charity event.
It was a terrible slaughter.
The time for training was over.
Afterward, I returned to Highsec.
It was the same as always.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Winning EvE
I’m winning a game called EvE Online.
They win by losing.
I find this acceptable.
Highsec is a strange place…
Sometimes, they get an attitude.
So we have to put them down.
We are all having fun.
I hope everybody is having fun?
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers…
80 Trillion
80 trillion isk destroyed…
Let’s have some content context.
When I joined the once mighty CODE. alliance, in 2018, that alliance’s total isk destroyed was less than 70 trillion. By the end of 2019, it reached 80 trillion. However, with greater velocity, the mighty Safety. alliance has eclipsed that old CODE. killboard. I now stand not merely as equal to James 315, at his peak, but higher yet even still! From this point onward, comparisons between CODE. and Safety. become circular, since most of CODE’s subsequent killboard was driven by individuals who are now members of Safety (namely, myself). With time, I anticipate exceeding the entire sum total of CODE., but beyond this point I am merely competing against myself.
I’m doing great, and I feel great.
Many write to express support and appreciation…
I’m the best!
James 315 Was Wrong!
Welcome to my clickbait.
James 315 was a great guy, no doubt. More of a blogger, than an actual EvE player, but still pretty cool. However, when the greatest PvP player in the history of the game began to eclipse him, she also began to notice where he was wrong and not quite right.
Indeed, James forgot one of his own systems! Recently, in my quest to obtain Intaki Spiced Tea, imagine my surprise when I realized not only does Intaki exist, but no CODE. agent had ever visited it before. I felt like a true explorer as I claimed the system in MY name!
That’s right.
For good measure, I snagged another quick frag.
Shocking as this might be, I can’t help but acknowledge a subtle truth which careless readers might miss. Not only am I the best, I’m also slightly misleading (some might even say dishonest). Of course, when James wrote his post, Intaki was not actually a Highsec system. So perhaps I am guilty of sensationalist exaggeration, but who can blame me? It was not James who came to Intaki and ganked two exhumers – it was ME. In Intaki, the miners can truthfully say, “Before the CODE. there was AIKO!”
Many have thus begun to notice me, learning two things: 1) I appear to be the best, and 2) Even if I’m not, I’m still pretty darn great. Even my detractors acknowledge my success.
Compared to James 315, I’m pie in the sky!
Here’s a video that made me laugh.
Is EvE’s #1 alltime greatest a fraud??
I don’t need to explain what I do or why, and I certainly don’t worry about the salt and tears of AI generated solobear commentators who don’t even play the game. To be quite frank, all the greatest players in EvE Online are always engaged in some sort of padding. For us, that’s a game unto itself, and whether you are whoring on keepstars, jump freighters, dread brawls, or dunking your own alts – it’s all part of the game. However, what happens when you strip away the padding, what’s left?
“Aiko Danuja… The Legend… one of the most famous outlaws in New Eden. That is real… Aiko Danuja is ALWAYS your OFFICIAL High Princess… Aiko Danuja Is the Best Bee… The top of the solo leaderboard is YOURS… To be fair to the princess, the rest of the record is real… the LEGEND is real…”
Strip away the deceit, and you are left with one obvious truth: Aiko Danuja is the greatest player in the history of the game!
Hey, here’s a ‘real’ solo kill…
He even bought a permit…
With kills like that, I can afford to pad!
Understanding
Miners struggle to understand the Code.
So we gently guide them…
Good luck little traveler!
Any questions?
That’s right.
Bot Battle Championship
=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=
Well, hello there.
People love what I do.
Returning quitters know my name.
They even know my alts!
I must be doing something…
Let’s see the latest thing I done did.
Oh look, another botfarm.
Sad to see…
EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.
I just kill them all.
You love it!
That’s right…
Local Chat
Oh, hey there…
The miners notice me.
Sometimes, I notice them!
They also notice my friends.
We get a lot of attention.
As we travel the stars…
…I can feel them watching.
What do they see?
I wonder what they think about me?
They probably think I’m the best.
I bet they like me.
Maybe it’s love?
o7 capsuleers!
Final Post of the Blog Forever
This post sponsored by: Alberta Pure
Delightfully unbalanced, with just a hint of salt.
They call it courage anger in a bottle.
oH BOY…
Tick tock!
Welp, this is the end of me.
Mission Accomplished!
-RIP-
So long, and thanks for all the memories.
That’s right.
That’s right…
Everything go bye-bye.
I have no idea how to backlog a blog?
Any moment now…
Here it comes!
Are you ready?
You got this, big boy.
No cringe here.
Farewell to one and all!
The truth always comes out.
What happened next?
At least he gave a ‘sincere’ apology.
Like, for real.
Like, ok.
Ya know what I mean?
Please drink responsibly.
“It is plain that a life which includes deep resentment
leads only to futility and unhappiness. To the precise
extent that we permit these, do we squander the hours
that might have been worth while. For when harboring such feelings we shut ourselves off from the sunlight of the Spirit. The insanity of alcohol returns and we drink again.”
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
=AUDIENCE REACTION=
