Previously, Erotica 1 was permabanned.
So he decided to buy CCP.
Before long, he began selling NFTs.
He thus invented “ironic” investing.
Why not invest with a scammer, for lolz?
Seems legit.
He could scam you, but he won’t – cuz it’s funny?
This sounds a lot like securities fraud.
Erotica just needed a little help.
A guaranteed return, eh?
This is when things got extra weird.
Uh…
So he decided to buy the Bahamas, and run for President.
One million dollars soon became a hundred billion.
Never go full batshit crazy.
Why not?
*smile and nod*
Bruh…
To be continued…
Once this guy has his billions, perhaps then he can afford a therapist that can fix him.
With doubtful regards
-Agent39281