Nabjorn Amatin > I am quiting this game I forgot it was full of assholes congrats though on not being able to make it in the real world Captain BeerMonster > calm down miner Nabjorn Amatin > I have quit its ok, the gank just remined me that assholes exsist in this game as they no longer have a refuge anywhere else
PLOT SUMMARY: Our anti-hero, Erotica 1, permabanned from EvE Online, wipes the sweat from his brow. “Eureka!”, he exclaims whilst committing securities fraud, selling fake cryptocurrency NFTs in order to purchase CCP and unban himself. This would prove to the courts, that Erotica 1 is a successful businessman. Along the way, he planned to make a trillion isk, through a legitimate galactic bank.
As an initial first step, he exploited his own IRL infant daughter, and tried to recruit a few EvE players.
His ‘friends’ were concerned.
Surprisingly, the scam worked.
Erotica (aka Justin) sold an NFT buy-in to his first mark, rounding $5000 up to $30000, with the expectation of future profits.
This is a story of sex, crypto, federal law, and crazy.
As the final boss of Highsec, I have always known my fate.
I am destined for success.
Let’s stroll through memory lane…
… remembering my predecessors.
Tenaj (March 2003-June 2003)
L0rd Zap (June 2003-March 2006)
Princess Suicide (March 2006 – July 2006)
The Sheik (July 2006 – March 2007)
karttoon was right (March 2007 – October 2008)
Jerry Rin (October 2008 – October 2009)
Princess Helicity (October 2009 – October 2011)
The Mittani (October 2011 – December 2012)
kalila meng (December 2012 – January 2013)
Khoda Khan (January 2013 – March 2013)
BLACK SKULL (March 2014 – October 2014)
Aria Stane (October 2014 – November 2014)
Zuzu (November 2014 – December 2014)
George (December 2014 – May 2015)
loyal (May 2015 – March 2016)
Siegfriend Cohenberg (March 2016 – April 2016)
Do you remember the mad minute?
Tweeps (April 19, 2016)
Kulorndo (April 19, 2016 – April 22, 2016)
Kalned givieth…
James 315 (April 2016 – June 2020)
….Korndul taketh.
Dresden Rubble Gnome (June 2020 – July 2020)
Princess Aiko (July 2020 – forever and ever)
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