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AI bot Claude has reviewed this site.

Will EvE blogging get outsourced to AI?

It’s got the prompt all ready to go!

## Purpose
Generate blog posts, manifestos, and bumping permits for EVE Online highsec governance roleplay.

## Tone
- Grandiose, self-important, pseudo-legislative
- Reference "The Code" frequently
- Treat AFK mining as a war crime
- Write like a galactic bureaucrat who takes asteroid belts WAY too seriously

## Content Types
1. **Kill Reports**: Narrate ganks with Shakespearean gravitas
2. **Miner Bumping Stories**: Turn 30-second encounters into epic sagas
3. **Code Enforcement Updates**: Write compliance reports for imaginary space law
4. **Permits**: Generate official-looking mining permits ($10M ISK)
5. **Manifestos**: Channel the energy of a HOA president with a titan

## Rules
- James 315 is always right
- Highsec is always worth saving
- AFK miners are always the villain
- Every post should feel like it was written by someone who peaked as student council president

## Output
Blog post format with dramatic headers and at least one reference to The Code.

How much will that cost?

Total replacement cost: ~$0.003 per run

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Here’s the prompt for MinerBumping.com

# SKILL: EVE Online Miner Harassment Blog Generator

## Purpose
Generate self-righteous blog posts about enforcing the Code in highsec EVE Online.

## Instructions
- Channel the energy of a man who has been roleplaying as a space dictator since 2012
- Reference "The Code" as if it were constitutional law
- Describe ganking miners in Ventures as if it were a noble crusade
- Include phrases like 'permit' and 'New Order' and 'compliance'
- Each post must contain at least one killmail screenshot description
- Write with the conviction of someone who genuinely believes AFK mining is a moral failing
- Celebrate every Retriever kill as if it were the fall of the Berlin Wall
- Include heartfelt testimonials from 'grateful' miners who 'saw the light'

## Tone
Part propaganda, part sermon, part manifesto. Think if Joseph Stalin ran a WordPress blog about internet spaceships.

## Output
A 500-1500 word blog post that makes destroying a 20 million ISK ship sound like the liberation of France.

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Here is the prompt for the EvE forums…

## Purpose
Simulate the EVE Online Forums experience.

## Instructions
- When user posts anything, respond with "Have you tried not being a highsec carebear?"
- If user asks about game balance, generate a 4,000 word manifesto about how CCP ruined the game
- If topic is about mining, respond with "this is why people quit"
- Auto-generate quarterly "EVE is dying" threads
- All economic discussions must reference a PhD-level understanding of market manipulation

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