Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
I don’t read my mail.
It’s just a lot, and I’m busy.
People report stray Orcas…
Sometimes, I hear from MiniLaw.
I like to hear from long dead miners.
I wish I had time to read it all.
Miners sure have a lot to say!
Should I respond?
What will people come up with next?
I guess they’ve had an exciting year.
Hey, maybe if you write me….
…I might even respond!
That’s right.
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Listening to: Beware, Beware
Oh thanks.
Seasons Greetings to all!
I’m all dressed up and ready to go.
You love it.
This year, we celebrate by ganking Highsec miners.
That’s right.
That’s right!
Listening to: Yo, You Stupid Miners
Hey there, I’m feeling better.
Meanwhile, miners have been enjoying EvE Online.
I’m a dedicated content creator.
Check it out.
Many have heard of Aiko Danuja the Great.
Maybe you’ll meet me soon.
This could be you!
Never say never.
Oh, hey there.
I’m always here.
I enjoy our time together.
This is a healthy ecosystem.
I’m the apex princess!
haha
o7 capsuleers!
I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.
Every miner has a story to tell.
Many overshare every pathetic detail.
A few dream big.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Just imagine!
That’s right.
That’s right!
o7 capsuleers!
Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!
That’s right.
Miners are often confused.
Will they ever understand?
Maybe, someday…
That’s right.
Here’s your daily bonus miner.
Listening to: Stay Dead
Welcome back.
I’m kinda famous now.
Aiko Danuja is officially the best ganker in EvE Online!
I also teach GPT and SEO optimization on my professional blog.
Wow, I sure do meet a lot of miners…
Oh look, here’s one now!
What will they think of next?
I’m sure they will come up with something.
That’s right.
Oh, I give it up.
That’s right!
Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.
As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.
Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.
Gai found his own leadership challenged.
Every policy was up for review.
Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.
He even offered full SRP.
Other newbro mentors also organized content.
Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.
Everybody was impressed.
Your raffle number is 44.
To be continued…
Everybody loves what we do.
o7 capsuleers!
