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What is even happening?
Miners get all worked up.
They know they done wrong.
I know what they need.
It’s all they think about.
In any language, they say the exact same thing.
I make them so excited.
I just want them to be content.
My mom reads the blog.
Even she makes fun of miners.
They are losers.
We are winners!
If you need isk, just ask a miner!
I’ve heard that Russians have the best insults!
IT LOOKS LIKE A FREAK AND YOU JUST GET BETTER!
When did the internet reach Anatolia?
FUCK MOM
Krig is still getting fanmail from that cursing Rattlesnake.
Be well!
Calm down miner!
Hahaha!
Today is the day!
What?
The MAFIA TRIBUNAL is coming for me!
LoL @ Khromius, if you are reading this, let’s just be friends!
I just keep winning, daily!
I miss you James!
I love the CODE. and I’m glad I moved it to Safety.
Miners use such awful language.
They are also bad at contractions.
They are so rude!
I’m not sure what they truly want.
Do you know what I want?
I want them to be fiscally responsible.
Furthermore…
I want the miners to be happy.
I want us to be like one big family.
Wouldn’t that be nice?
Why can’t we all just get along?
I FUCK YOUR KIND, YOUR JAMES 315 FUCK DEAD ASCKES, YOU FUCKING CUM DIRTY DRESSFUCKING, ABOMINATION YOU ALL SUCK DUCK TV PUBLIC TOILETS
He’s lost a lot of spaceships.
Each loss triggers a fresh wave of emotional anguish.
Show some respect to me.
Don’t wind up like him.
Nobody likes a psychopats.
Honestly, there’s a lot of these guys in Highsec.
Maybe it’s just one guy, with lots of alts.
He’s bad at spelling.
He’s bad at grammar.
He kinda likes me.
Ok, he likes me a lot.
OmG, he likes me in real-life!
I know what he needs.
He’s such a bad boy.
You’d better hurry, or you’ll miss the train.
Choo! Choo! All aboard!
I’ve seized control of the once mighty CODE. alliance.
This boat is finally starting to move.
We are steadily expanding into new uncharted territories.
We are a powerful nullsec empire.
The nullbear whore gnashes her teeth, and knows mine name.
That’s right.
You miners better be scared.
Otherwise, you are definitely gonna die.
Silly bears.
It’s just good business.
Let’s fight!
Everybody agrees.
My new alliance is wonderful.
We love to help newbros.
We are there for you, every single day.
We provide guaranteed content, whenever you find time to log in.
Feel free to join us!
Just don’t cross me, boyos.
Some people call me a cyber space bully.
Honestly, it doesn’t end well for mine enemies.
Be careful!
Watch out for spider traps!
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Watch this old man die, slowly.
Judhas was upset.
He was caught.
What would his mother think?
At least, he is a happy miner.
Subnormals often act this way.
Honestly, I don’t speak Mando’ade.
I also don’t believe in the mining religions.
I just want to help the mining caste.
Sometimes, people wonder, how do I write the blog?
The truth is, the blog writes itself.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Miners are salty, bad at EVE, and generate endless content.
It’s really their own fault.
Frankly, they deserve it.
Miners disgust me!
Ewww!
Gross.
OmG.
Let’s just kill all the miners!
