Category: farming

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #359

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #358

ALERTO! ALERTA! ALERTI!

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I get a lot of email.

They also write my friends.

I’m not sure what they are going on about.

Everybody has something to say.

I really don’t know what to say.

What does it mean?

I guess that makes sense…

They just assume I understand.

I receive many interesting offers.

This can be very lucrative!

That’s right.

That’s the plan.

Isn’t that special?

Here’s a long one…

Bro, I don’t speak Polish.

Why not?

Naturally, I explained my lawful CODE.

He didn’t like the answer!

Goddess Aiko

My name is Aiko Danuja.

Everybody thinks I’m great.

Objectively, I’m the best player in the history of EvE Online.

I was voted “coolest hottest best of the best”!

I also made an elite top tier PvP alliance!

That’s right.

Just read these customer testimonials!

That’s right!

Many miners purchase multiple permits!

I think it’s kinda funny…

o7 capsuleers!

A Little Roleplay

Miners notice me.

I’m a legend in my own time.

They often have something to say.

Sometimes, they are less philosophical.

I always tell them to buy a permit.

I think they like me.

I consider them fans.

That’s right.

That’s not right.

Welcome to EvE Online!

…but wait, there’s more.

I will always be me.

Here is some wisdom.

Miners are idiots.

o7 capsuleers!

Bot Battle Championship

=Trigger Warning: EvE Online=

Well, hello there.

People love what I do.

Returning quitters know my name.

They even know my alts!

I must be doing something…

Let’s see the latest thing I done did.

Oh look, another botfarm.

Sad to see…

EvE Online sure has a lot of bots.

I just kill them all.

You love it!

That’s right…

Elie Buys a Hulk

Previously, the blog shut down forever and ever.

We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

I recently made a new friend.

Elie would not stay silent.

However, he was rather romantic.

What a guy.

He had a lot to say.

He also had a few demands.

I decided to offer a guarantee.

All he wanted was a free ship.

I put him in touch with a delivery agent.

We’ve seen this pattern before.

I call this the 30 10 30 trick deal.

This is how it works.

There’s a lot of math.

After several protests, he paid.

Finally, Elie understood.

This is a sunk cost fallacy.

Backward Ns indeed.

I guess we are all done here.

I assume he got what he wanted deserved.

Another satisfied customer!

He was proud of his new permit.

I suppose something was lost in translation…

Any last questions?

Any at all?

I was happy to explain.

=DEEP THOUGHTS WITH ELIE=