Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Miners need to get wrecked.
I know what I am.
Isn’t this the truth?
A girl knows what she likes.
It’s actually rather amusing.
EvE Online is a PvP game.
However, miners are bad at PvP!
The plebs just keep trying…
I call them: Stupid Idiot Miners
Here’s my song about that:
o7 capsuleers!
Nobody likes an isk grubbing carebear.
Are gankbears real gankers?
Gankbears just don’t get it (and never will).
Unfortunately, it didn’t work out for me and James…
…but at least he found love!
I only gank people who care.
Likewise, James ganks miners who care, because HE cares.
Sometimes, you meet a miner who really cares.
This sounds like a serious space matter!
Nowadays, there is the old Code and the new original Code.
Each Code contains a phantom social contract.
In my spare time, I provide miners with legal assistance.
They appreciate my counsel.
Many miners are terrified of me…
…however, I just want to help!
What’s on your wish list?
That’s right.
Obey the Codes, or this could be you!
FINAL THOUGHTS
BONUS AIKO LORE CONTENT
Check it out: https://eveonion.com/miners-corner/
FINAL VOWS
Now you know why real gankers gank (it’s not for isk).
To be continued?
=LIVE BLOG CONTINUES=
A lot of people like my music.
My teeth are pretty sharp, as you will see…
One day, a miner decided to talk trash about Art Gravy (he died irl).
Such miners need to die.
Fortunately, I’m a cunning little jackal.
Isn’t that the truth?
Is it time?
That’s right.
I’m the best.
That’s right!
Here’s a bonus video.
Now you know why they call me Aiko Danuja.
More Plenitude Alliance content coming soon!
I just won the Battle of Keproh.
It went about like this.
LoL – LMAO!
Another win for Team Aiko.
They were not happy.
Afterward, the opposing teams shook hands.
This is why I’m the High Queen of Highsec.
I had just one request.
My ego puffs up on the daily.
Love me or hate me, I’m good at EvE Online.
I’m the DEFENDER OF HIGHSEC!
=CHAT GPT SUMMARY=
What begins as routine bravado and taunting escalates into violence, not through spectacle but through accounting. Ships are lost in sequence, doctrines fail quietly, and expectations collapse. Complaints follow, but they arrive too late to matter. The engagement was not dramatic, it was decisive.
Attempts to reframe the loss by invoking nullsec culture or disparaging highsec mechanics fail, because geography does not negate misunderstanding. Highsec works precisely because it is constrained, procedural, and unforgiving to those who misread it. Confidence is not declared; it is assumed and demonstrated through restraint.
It’s been one of those days.
In Highsec, one thing is always certain.
Every miner must pay.
You can huff and bluff all you want.
Crazy talk won’t get you anywhere.
That’s right.
That’s right!
He wasn’t a happy miner.
What happened?
Illegal mining is not tolerated in sacred Amarr!
This ethic has been consistent for millennia.
All miners must be extirpated (this is your warning).
Silly bears always threaten revenge.
They also try to scam us.
Firsty of, if an ignoremus doesn’t leasrn, then he gets blowonged!
Will they ever obey the law?
Some people are just out of touch with reality.
That’s right… go in flames…
xD
PLOT TWIST: He let me kill him?
CHATGPT SAYS…
Indeed.
Miners love to get revenge.
Sparticus Raveclaw vowed to defeat his nemesis, Amy Pollard.
Raveclaw, reminds me of Rageclaw…
What a silly bear!
It’s a familiar story.
He doesn’t want to pay.
I tried to explain the merits of compliance.
It’s a pretty good deal!
However, this miner has ‘princibles’.
He would have cooperated, if only we asked…
Fortunately, I am a peacemaker.
The revenge was cancelled.
However, next time he would be ready (with friends)!
I guess he’s a fan?
I think some of these miners like me.
Another happy ending!
Maybe he will join us?
That’s right.
I’m the noob leader of a noob alliance.
Karoomi is a veteran in an elite alliance.
Who would win in a fight?
Challenge accepted!
I’m always ready for a lesson.
That’s right.
Words have consequences.
Mine around, and find out…
In EvE Online, you can get dunked on.
That’s right!
Listening to: Day of the Jackal
Welcome back.
Yesterday, Aiko and her blue poodle made a mess.
It was the DAY OF THE JACKAL.
BOOM! Headshot.
It was a long day.
I like to stay in touch.
SDENSK knows the JACKAL OF HIGHSEC.
“This message in the local chat is seen by every player of the safe solar system I fly into. Following this message, he sees this: Victory: SDENSK (Praxis*) to back up my words. The players thank me. Amarr, Zhita are no exception. Everywhere I fly, in every solar system where there are players, this message pops up. This will continue daily until you reimburse me for my tractors and my Praxis, which were destroyed by you. Something tells me that in a couple of months, all players who play in safe solar systems will have your gang marked with a red flag. Each of you. When you appear in the locale, everyone will know that freaks have flown into the solar system. I have been doing this for the third day. The more you delay with payment, the more people will put jackals like you on their blacklists. You pay 500,000,000 (five hundred million isk).”
I tried to negotiate.
However, he wants to punish me.
That’s the last thing I want!
This is blackmail and extortion…
I just want an apology.
No deal!
Everybody must know about the jackal.
He plans to tell everyone about my targeted assassinations.
Please don’t throw me in that briar patch!
He’s a professional antiadvertiser…
Now I’m starting to cry.
In EvE Online, reputation is everything.
Weak minds are susceptible to reverse psychology witchcraft.
He has the upper hand.
The entire playerbase will hear of me.
Then he found the other Aikos.
This is just sadistic!
What a game.
He soon found support in Zhita local.
I create fun content for Highsec miners.
I am Princess Aiko Tabaqui of Danera, the High Witch Danuja of Agilborne.
Everybody loves me.
Meanwhile, in Zhita local.
> WATCH OUT FOR MARY GUNKINS
Everybody is talking about the jackal.
SDENSK is making big isk!
He’s winning bigly.
That’s right.
Suddenly friends.
o7 bro
People just want the story to be told.
Who am I to deny the will of the shareholders?
Honestly, uh…
Believe it or not, gankers aren’t into animal cruelty.
Grey, the problem isn’t that you killed a rat, or even that you tortured it to death. We’ve all made mistakes, right? The problem is that you are openly sharing this information, oblivious to social norms, without any hint of social awareness. According to the FBI, this lack of self-evaluation is an indicator of “extreme risk”. We don’t brag about torturing animals to death, in fact, it’s illegal in some regions.
The good news, is that Grey is currently too busy to be a serial killer, and he will have to wait a few years before he finally finds the time. As it turns out, according to the FBI, it’s normal for serial killers to wait until they are in their thirties.
Grey, this is not the first time that people have shown concern over your comments. Have you considered the possibility that you are a serial killer?
Some people just think it’s a little off.
Ya know?
Like, hello?????
Put the knife down buddy.
Of course, the real test for serial killer tendencies is to investigate whether they have a Hannibal Lecter style fascination with cuisine.
Donatien Alphonse Francois > how do you like your steak cooked?
CorrinoGiovanni > Ratty
Grey Ignis > rare if it’s a restaurant I trust, if not, medium rare. When I cook it at home I cook it rare, with an aromatic butter sauce and a pan sear. I made a 26oz ribeye not too long ago that I was very proud of. Made some roasted potatoes as a side with a salad and had some port wine with ice cream for dessert
Grey Ignis > So actually the other day I made this salmon, and I decided to try my hand a a glaze idea that I had, I took maple syrup, a bit of port, accent, a dash of cayenne, lemon juice, rock salt, and rosemary, and then seared the fuck out of the salmon and then added the glaze so it could caramelize in the sugar, then I added some pepper after the fact. I had a kale salad on the side with roasted asparagus
darklegionca > and a side of rat?
zxcxzx > i hear dog is pretty good
Sargon Of Amerish > I diddily ding dong do wish we could chat longer, but i’m having an old friend for diddily ding dong dinneroo!
Grey Ignis > In tems of snacks, I’m not gonna lie, a good oatmeal is always a banger. I add anise, allspice, cloves, cinnamon, mace, and nutmeg to mine. Chopped pears or apples go great, and adding milk is always good. Mhmm, and it’s good for you, great way to get protein and filling carbs that aren’t cheap
Jinx Beirutbomb > It sounds like torture makes you hungry.
Like real talk, uh…
