Zaenis Desef recently visited Aakari.
James 315 was nowhere to be found, so Zaenis bumped alone.
Well, almost alone.
Miner blzura was content in Highsec.
He immediately understood what was happening.
This was a bumping.
Can you guess what happened next?
Scroll down to learn what happened next!
blzura decided to teach Zaenis a lesson.
The bully was about to get bullied.
The miners were truly content.
This was about to get serious.
It started with a yellow box…
…and escalated to vapid threats.
The miners were not happy.
They thought Zaenis was a criminal.
They were surprised to learn that they are the criminals!
Some people can’t handle the truth.
You might think Zaenis was bullying new players.
You would be wrong about that.
These were just typical Highsec miners.
As the bumping continued, blzura became increasingly distraught.
He just wanted to understand why he was being bumped.
There’s a reason CCP moderates the mining channel.
This is the reality of mining in EvE Online.
Some people just don’t get it.
This is a war.
We are going to kill the miners.
We have to put them out of their misery.
It’s the right thing to do.
This is the game.
We are going to win.
That’s the law!
Carebears will never win.
This is a High Security Zone (HSZ).
We have the best web page on the Innerwebs…
…and we own Highsec!
Chat, let’s go!