This bonus room just got out of control, and I’m sitting here finishing a bottle of cranberry vodka, not really sure what to write.
People have been submitting quality content, and I want to write something, but that would also require me to sober up and actually do my job.
One of my favourite blog topics is myself.
I also kinda like Guybertini.
I don’t mind sharing this sacred space with others. Last night, I went on a sleazy date with some loser, and he was trying to get the details on what exactly I write about. I explained that people from all over the world write gibberish, and all their insane hatemail gets sent to me. I’m the disorganized center of the universe.
I checked out Twitch, and invited a streamer to my award-winning Why Was I Ganked? channel. It’s obviously the best channel in the galaxy. Like, hello? This nullbear was concerned that CODE. ganks hapless noobs, but when I dunked on a nineteen day-old Venture, even he had to admit this is amusing.
Let’s just face the facts, ok? James 315 put me on a pedestal, which confirms him as the coolest man in the history of EVE…
… and I’m just happy to help.
I love shooting miners.
They totes deserve it!
So, like, I’m not gonna stop.
I’m just getting started.