Previously, in the Princess Diaries… Jonathan found a new lady friend.
Like any self-respecting woman, Alt expected him to satisfy her.
He was a simp, but also a poor.
Alt was sorely disappointed, expressing her true feelings.
Jon was desperate to please her.
Later, he discussed the relationship with his mining bros.
He decided to show Alt that he was serious.
However, she was not impressed.
Jon needed to do more.
She demanded respect.
He was frustrated, and she was unsympathetic.
How could Jon earn her favour?
He knew what to do.
Would it work?
Alt took the money, and donated it to charity.
Jon was bankrupt, and resorted to sending love letters.
It wasn’t meant to be.
He decided to explore other opportunities.