Jonathan knows that angels are real.
Like most miners, he suffers from Dunning-Kruger syndrome.
Jon is an IRL space peasant, with low life expectancy.
Believe it or not, there are more important things than sex.
Miners need to pay rent, taxes, penalties, surcharges, and protection fees.
Jon was glad his spaceship exploded. Now he had a reason to go shopping.
Meanwhile, other miners wandered through my Why Was I Ganked? channel.
Jon began to understand the nature of industrialized griefing.
He thus felt a desire to help, but had little to offer.
He was in love, and struggled with spelling.
To be continued…
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