I have finally won EvE.
I’ll never go away, I’ll never stop, and I’ll always come back.
From the very first, I was a fan of Rooks and Kings.
A great alliance, with a great legacy.
My alliance has done more, in less time.
My name is Aiko Danuja, and I am an irl space vampire princess.
I am also the greatest capsuleer in the history of EvE Online.
James 315 was literally invincible. I took his whole alliance, the money, the fame, the glory, the praise, the isk, the blog, the house, the dog, the cats, the heroin, the killboard… I stuck my face on it, and the universe is mine.
EvE was dying (again), and I saved it (again).
Someday, they will write the history of EvE Online, and they will observe that blobber alliances were boring and dumb. The true history will be about cool alliances, filled with creative interesting people. They will talk about Shadow Cartel, Snuffed Out, Hard Knocks, Wingspan, and xqtywiznalamywmodxfhhopawzpqyjdwrpeptuaenabjawdzku. All these alliances will be a mere footnote, an introduction to the real story, which will be about the epic rise and rise of one Aiko Danuja.
You can doubt me, but just look at what I’ve done.
I am dizzy with success…
…and I’m just getting started.
BIG
BADA
BOOM
ahahahaha AHAHAAHHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
xaxaxa)))
You gotta pay to play.
