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Hi!
I logged in, and was immediately ambushed…
It was the ghost of spring past.
Kotojo doubled my Christmas cheer.
Another happy miner.
Cheerzah!
That’s right.
THE END
Miners never understand the Gankmas spirit.
Oh well.
Anyways…
Don’t forget to claim your FREE quarter-penny unfit frigate!
BONUS CHRISTMAS SALT
Daelahn is a descendant of King Arthur.
In a PvP game, he forgot to equip a weapon.
At the station, he spoke with his arresting officer.
Everyone wants him to stay Safe.
After a cryptic warning, Daelahn resumed mining.
Well, that was predictable.
He just needs a mining permit.
Miners just want to relax.
If you bother them, you’ll be sorry!
Fortunately, they are noobs.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
The Von MARK family boasts a starch legacy.
Unfortunately, one of them is a convicted ore thief.
He is a silly potato.
The more on propositioned us.
Gross!
Like all miners, he was a dump of Germany.
Before long, Unterplebkartoffel was frothing at the mouth.
He’s also a Nazi (which is illegal in his country).
Don tu re b uh minor.
Suddenly, the irl Nazi undocked in a ship which could shoot back!
Total Loss: $0.01
However, he forgot to shoot.
In the end, Von MARK was just another spacebully.
Big Strong alliance is a little weak.
So they deployed their chief antiganker.
Captain Janeway practiced her craft in local chat.
Meanwhile, I was busy next door.
I came back to listen.
The miners supposedly had guns.
I don’t mind if they wait.
Silly miners!
This went on for awhile.
Janeway had a message for me.
It was a mystery message.
What a real pleb.
Srajin knew Kevin 284 was behind the attacks…
2… 3… 4… disconnect…
Princess Aiko investigates…
Srajin got disconnected again!
This is a fun game.
He started gaslighting me…
What a silly miner!
Hmm…
Hey, I know that guy!
So he invited me to the LITG discord.
I see…
Srajin didn’t believe me.
He’s a computer expert.
He cried and cried…
I just told him the truth.
Deny, deny, deny.
It was a real mystery.
PLOT TWIST: Tyrion Hekki is Goose Lee.
Srajin left with a warning.
It was a real mystery threat.
The End!
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
For Thanksgiving, he sacrificed his harvest to the gods.
Yea, and the gods were amused.
=BONUS CONTENT=
What happened?
Not all miners are gay.
It’s not required by law.
Some miners are grumpy bears.
I receive a lot of email.
Oh boy, let’s take a look.
Learza sent me his schedule.
Interesting!
Kain Qo was in the mood.
I call it Sexting Online.
Next!
Miners make me piuk.
They have no purpose.
We can help them.
I love it!
Romance Online.
It looks like they had a second date.
T’ai loves to suck.
What a miner!
Next!
I love dicks.
Is CCP glad of what they made?
Let’s put a breeze in the Hulks.
This is EvE Online!
Cheerzah!
sandan321 was not happy.
His alt was also unhappy.
These miners are crazy!
Cheerzah!
