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Killi got griefed in Highsec.
The celebrity had an important announcement.
However, he erased it.
Instead, he had a personal message for me.
“Bitch is gonna fuckin die” (direct quote).
Well, I got a message for you, Killiwutsurname.
You already done died, buttercup.
Haha, what a goofbear.
The once mighty CODE. alliance had terminal autism.
Literally, autism.
NOL Director Super Perforator was unwell.
Super declared war on Aiko!
He roleplayed “victory”.
Victorious gankers should stop ganking. Right?
Super Perfie had no time for gankers.
Perfie preferred antigankers.
However, a princess cannot abide antigankers…
So Super Perforator ban/muted all the gankers.
Perfie was seduced by antiganker “agent” Knowledgeminer
Fortunately, Aiko has powerful friends in Highsec.
Knowledgeminer was arrested!
However, Super Perforator continued to harbor antigankers.
Meanwhile, Perfie autistically denied the death of James 315.
Inevitably, The Conference Elite denounced New Order Logistics.
Everyone said NOL is trash.
So TCE decided to form a new alliance, without NOL.
Stay tuned for a brief history of the CODE. alliance.
To be continued…
Bee well.
Orcas have a question…
When will Hateless release his next EvE video?
Hawk vowed to kill Orcas, until Hateless makes a video.
Why is an EvE Partner rewarded for doing nothing?
What is he paid for?
Is it griefing, when you are paid to play?
I’ve heard the allegations, and let me be clear. I would never encourage anyone to visit that discord. His content is boring, like watching a grown man play Starcraft PvE by himself.
Nor would I ever ask anyone to take screenshots. However, since people (not associated with me) are taking screenshots, I might as well discuss what is already in the public domain.
Discussion is not illegal.
The Orcas believe Hateless got them killed.
Some Orcas suspect Hateless is ganking them.
Many Orcas feel Hateless is mocking their distress.
They know he is at fault.
They know Hateless is condescending.
They know Hateless is dishonest.
Fortunately, Hateless has a solution.
This EvE Partner wants to break the rules.
Hateless encourages people to violate the Terms of Service.
So Lexii decided to scam CCP.
This is a 2008 character , with 5 accounts.
They literally brag about AFK mining.
They’ve been ganked, and they have ganked (repeatedly).
This person does not deserve reimbursement.
Today I suffered an irrecoverable loss due to ganker crews in high sec. I do not feel I can continue to enjoy this game at this point. If my ship and cargo were reimbursed, Ill consider staying, but I do not feel like having to grind…
Lexii exploited the reimbursement program.
Will CCP reimburse your loss?
Wrathful Hawk recently declared a war on Orcas.
A lot of people claim gankers want to drive miners out of the game. However, when Hateless ragequit his EvE Online streaming career, Hawk offered an olive branch.
Instead of driving Hateless from the game, Hawk is encouraging Hateless to stop pouting and start mining. Newbros rely on Hateless to teach them how to use a dozen accounts to make easy isk, so he needs to get off his pity pot and get back to the daily grind!
Will Hateless save the Orcas, or will Hawk be forced to drive the entire pod unto the shore of extinction?
Desperate for the return of Hateless, many Orcas have fled to his Discord, where they beg him to make peace.
The response they receive, within the Hateless discord, is identical to the response they receive within my Why Was I Ganked? channel. Hateless and his cohort exhibit the same attitude, telling miners to calm down and mocking “emotional distress”.
The Orcas blame Hateless, because his manufactured outrage has drawn attention to illegal Highsec mining.
In the Hateless discord, they laugh at dead Orcas.
#WhyDidHatelessGetMeGanked? is trending.
The miners know who to blame.
Hateless pretends to help the refugees.
It’s not going well.
Hateless denies all responsibility.
Hateless claims Hawk would gank Orcas anyway.
The miners know that’s not true.
Calm down miner = griefing.
You do you boo, take a chill pill = not griefing?
Hateless infuriates everyone with his condescending attitude.
What a jerk!
One thing is for certain…
Orcageddon is nigh.
Will Hateless save the Orcas?
Not likely!
Cheers!
Hello!
I’ve been traipsing through space.
Recently, I found myself in Brapelille.
EvE University sent their best bounty hunter to track me down.
It was a massacre.
Local miners weren’t sure what was happening.
Newbro Kha’ll barely survived.
However, he saw a business opportunity.
Catalyst salvaging is profitable!
Meanwhile, miners kept dying, one by one.
Kha’ll wasn’t even upset.
He just won’t forget.
Kha’ll found his lifelong space nemesis.
It was his first PvP experience.
He doesn’t care at all.
He’s gonna put a 145 on me.
Kha’ll is a real man.
He told me off.
Now I’ve got a real bounty.
Meanwhile, other miners noticed something amiss.
Raja Ovaert scrambled to salvage additional wrecks.
However, Charles Sheldon was mystified.
He was an EvE veteran, but had never seen anything like this.
Major Miner Sheldon soon joined the other wrecks.
Eventually, antiganking reinforcements arrived.
It was a bad day for the miners of Brapelille.
Sometimes, you just need to dock up.
There’s no shame in being afraid.
Thanks for the free advertising!
Previously, Princess Emmylou bemoaned the death of a Procurer.
The decedent wondered whether Princess Aiko is truly a dumb b-word/c-word.
The Duke winced, because the truth hurt.
He finally realized that Aiko is an s-word, in real life.
She’s definitely a total s-word…
…and a tease!
The dead miner was caught in her magical web.
He was so excited to meet a woman, in a video game.
He felt like she was right there, mocking his little thing in real life.
Maybe she would text with him?
To be continued…
Highsec gankers are ruining EvE Online.
Everybody knows this.
However, CCP hides the facts.
Fortunately, Aiko Danuja tells the truth.
Duke Piecaulker was a typical newbro, who had only been playing a few years.
The Duke embraced death with stoic grace.
However, his employer had bad news.
This was the final straw.
Princess Emmylou was ready to let Duke go.
She is the Highsec mining main of a nullsec miner.
Unfortunately, while enjoying a family vacation, everything fell apart.
She impulsively wrote a sassy rebuttal to the mining inspector.
A few minutes later, Duke added his two cents.
It was the end of an era.
The Duke’s mining adventure ended in Tolle, where he started.
Ironically, he was quitting anyways.
Emmylou said goodbye to her friend employee.
Game over.
Hey there!
I’m the best minerjammer in the game.
Aiko Danuja is a PvP champion.
She even hunts Highsec miners!
Vitaly GD tried to negotiate with my alt.
He was just another liar.
I know how to deal with miners.
He lost everything.
It wasn’t enough.
What a silly bear…
Previously, Exanon Alleile went questing for a Mackinaw…
However, the Mackinaw was in another system.
I forgot about Exanon, until I received a mysterious message.
The name seemed familiar…
It was the ghost of future trash…
Haha, lol.
Yesterday was May 9.
It was a day of Russian PRIDE.
We don’t celebrate Soviet holidays.
Russian miners often have a lot to say.
And you, Princessa, I remember, go fuck your shavern personally!
Dalbeny are stupid, you can shove your rackeeteers in ass!
They were threatening war, and we didn’t listen.
Your kids, bitch, burned out slobbering, bullshit, you bitch, intefere with playing fucking critters!
Now, the whole world is listening.
As it turns out, we are the real Nazis!
At least, I still have friends.
Death to the diggers!
Yikes!
