Previously, in James315.Space… Adrian Vexier upset Soviet goblok Rudokop Forever, who sent an alt to discretely warn Adrian’s alts.
Sim Gallent aspired to bothood.
Everyone agreed, this was for the best…
…despite objections from Rudokop.
Alas, the Jamespocalypse fell upon Arraron, and Rudokop feared that ghastly creatures from EVE Online were spreading evil in reality. He finally understood who was bumping his Orca, it was none other than Erotica 1, the Devil himself!
Rudokop may be a Soviet miner, but he is also a pious orthodox Christian.
Or maybe, he is just a salty roleplayer?
Regardless, Adrian wanted him to be a happy miner.
Alas, Rudokop is perpetually upset.
Adrian just can’t stop winning.
Rudokop just can’t stop whining.
He will cry forever.
To be continued…