Highsec miners can be surprisingly eloquent. At first, I thought 94ndalf spoke a pig-Latin variant of Igbo. However, after correcting his spelling and punctuation, I realized he wrote a Romanian poem. Here is an English translation (I have tried to preserve the original tone), “to put my dick in mine! I will catch you and I will fuck you every time I have the opportunity! and I’ll hunt you … because I have what!”
Some miners are introverts, and just get straight to the point.
Other bears take their time, before working up to a big finish.
Antigankers are right. I like when gobloks express emotion.
They always seem to know how to brighten our day.
Even new gankers are having a great time.
It’s always good to hear from old friends.
They really enjoy my Why Was I Ganked? channel.
As the official Saviourette (yours and yours), I’ve made a lot of new friends.
I look forward to our future interactions.
It’s hard to believe that CCP included such vulgar NPC bots.
Regardless, I wish them all the best!
I’m sure they will find their way…
… and I know they love their Princess.