In EVE Online, you can be anything you want.
For example, I’m a real-life Princess in outer space.
Yiole had a special offer for me.
Everyone in my Why Was I Ganked? channel was cursed!
Yiolo wrote down everyone’s name…
…for a serious space curse.
Names are powerful things.
She didn’t mind sharing her vast knowledge of cursedom.
In EVE, everything is fairplay, even black magicks are allowed.
This was a classic voodoo extortion scheme.
However…
… there is a way to lift the curse…
…for a price.
Yiole presented compelling testimonials of her previous work.
It was time to pay.
There was just one small problem.
I’m immune to curses!
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