I know how to keep miners happy.
First, you shoot them.
Then, you have a conversation.
Usually, they cry.
Let them express their feelings.
Eventually, you can find common ground.
It’s not hard to figure out what miners want.
They need a friend.
For a bit of money, they can finally be happy.
Don’t let them scam you with a sob story.
Take their isk.
This gives them a sense of purpose.
They just want to belong.
They love it.