What a dumb miner.
He roleplays as a defense fleet.
I guess that’s a win?
Gf?
He’s a PvP ‘vet’.
Eyeroll.
I just had one question.
Ok miner
Category: Always!
Tapestry of Tears, RELOADED
The legacy of James 315 lives on.
In times of change, the fit will adapt.
Reload the Tapestry of Tears and see for yourself!
Don’t forget the sequels.
Don’t forget the prequels.
That’s right.
That’s right!
***BONUS CONTENT***
Cheers!
Spam Solution
Tale of Woe
Kalique Lennelluc began crying.
Where did his spaceship go?
Remember: real life friends don’t steal your toys!
With no friends, Kalique lamented in game.
Krig Povelli urged the miner to get a life.
Kalique had more to say.
In fact, he had life lessons to teach.
One parable was particularly poignant.
Sad!
BONUS CONTENT
Krig’s mom doesn’t like whiny babies.
gf!
Lessons Learned
Don’t fly what you can’t afford to lose.
Captain Harlock put his eggs in a basket.
It ended badly.
What a disgrace.
Wrathful Hawk conducted a full investigation.
Everyone learned a valuable lesson.
The End.
Blap
Crazy Americans
Miner Bingo
Rosa got ganked.
Fortunately, she gave consent to post the killmail.
Subsequently, she denounced agent XENOs.
Alleil was delighted to win Miner BINGO.
However, Rosa objects to games in a video game.
Oh no!
Rosa is a poor.
James is dead, but his website still triggers miners.
Oups…
Will CCP take action against the griefers?
Minerbumping.com is an illegal site!
Rosa is a cry vet.
busy
Hey there.
I’ve been very busy.
