Category: CCP

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Listening to: All the Things

If you are planning to kill yourself, dial 911 (999, 110, or 112).

If you are thinking about suicide, dial 1-800-273-8255.

If your suicidal thoughts involve isk or PLEX, dial 1-800-BETS-OFF.

If you are threatening to kill another gamer, call 1-800-799-7233.

In some cases, people may react with unhealthy behaviors in a situation that seems disproportionate. Many people find it challenging to admit they are angry. Contact a therapist today, and learn how to calm down!

If you are encouraging someone to commit suicide, call 1-800-225-5324.

If you are also intoxicated, call 1-800-356-9996.

This is EvE Online, not BDSM Online (unless you allow it).

Bailey 2 Madullier > I must say, this opperation you’re running here is incredibly cringe
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet > Hit me with more of that sweet zoomer lingo

Apparently, zoomers want everybody dead.

Wo bruh lik ur podzizzle wuz lik mt ite.

We are trying to sell permits, this is not a therapy clinic.

What a typical miner.

Seriously, seek help.

I mean, seriously.

Like, for realz yo.

Just calm down.

Anyways, good chat.

Come on man, don’t do that.

I need to see a therapist myself…

Like wtf…

Ok buddy. *eyeroll*

Oh, there’s more negging?

Cheerzah brav!

End of an Era, Part 8

End of an Era, Part 1

Previously, on AikoBomp…

Halbrad begged for a mining permit.

The miners debated whether to pay.

Subsequently, Halbrad struggled to clear his name.

Out of ideas, the miners waited patiently.

Just then, the gankers noticed a payment from CCP.

I guess we are getting paid?

We call ourselves the MomPoppers.

It’s not griefing, when it’s part of a business plan.

As for the miners…

…they were demoralized.

To be continued…

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 46

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Previously, on some blog…

Kalorne and Tweeps defeated Mission Ready Mining.

Before Silent Company and Absolute Order, there was Fly Fearless.

Even today, the alliance boasts thousands of uninstalled new players.

In April 2017, they fled Gelhan, migrating to sunny Uemisaisen.

Mission ‘Ready’ miners were not happy to see Kalorndo.

Next door to Isanamo, Uemisaisen is a safe space for mining.

The miners were praying for CCP intervention.

Otherwise, a fleet of Machariels would permabump their miners.

To be continued…

End of an Era, Part 6

End of an Era, Part 1

Previously, on AikoBomp…

Our elite team engaged in competitive PvPvE.

We are hunting the momship.

The miners tried a last minute report defense.

That didn’t work.

Their tears were pitiful, yet plentiful.

The bears brainstormed a solution.

Then they began to give up.

As always, this was amusing.

To be continued…

End of an Era, Part 5

Listening to: Ready or Not

End of an Era, Part 1

Previously, on AikoBomp…

Incursion bears killed their own mother.

They had nothing to do but cry.

Their whining could be hard across the galaxy.

Meanwhile, we all had a good laugh.

Mocking miners is kind of our thing.

Longtime readers will remember Gripen ANM.

Someone didn’t learn their lesson!

Behold, a new incursion!

This time the miners were in for a real treat.

To be continued…

End of an Era, Part 4

End of an Era, Part 1

Previously, on AikoBomp…

An elite team engaged in untraditional PvE.

This is EvE Online.

The miners had a problem.

We don’t like them.

Their leadership team is trash.

So they cancelled their own incursion party.

Jason was gracious in defeat.

Eventually, the miners blamed us for their success.

They killed the Kundalini mothership, but said we did.

Some Pilot explained the logic.

Meanwhile, Zloki found a flaw in ganker strategy.

Are Highsec incursions too big to fail?

Would gankers allow the incursion community to die?

A new incursion was about to begin!

Who would catch mom first?

One team was on 24/7 standby…

Any moment now…

The clock was ticking…

To be continued…

End of an Era, Part 3

Our incursion team is unstoppable.

Sir Balu began investigating.

The culprits are, well, us.

Amazing.

Our team developed its own unique strategy.

Meanwhile, the miners kept crying.

The next battleground was Ohide.

Halbarad “Carebearing” Dovanna was dismayed.

The crabs decided to kill their own incursion.

That’s fine with us.

Lol!

Miners sure are stupid.

To be continued…

End of an Era, Part 2

Previously, on AikoBompr…

Incursions are despawning across Highsec.

After winning an incursion, our team set course to the next site.

Carebears were flummoxed.

Where was the free easy isk?

The miners suddenly had a lot more free time.

So they began crying in Discord.

Some searched in vain for a silver lining.

Others conspired to scam CCP with exaggerated grief.

Screeching could be heard across the galaxy.

Eventually, Hawk received a formal complaint.

This was amusing.

To be continued…