Good Clean Fun

Listening to: Aftermath

Trigger Warning: EvE Online

Oh my, that one really crossed the line…

From time to time, we review CCP’s character name policy.

They take inappropriate names very seriously.

Let’s take a quick stroll through Search…

Everything looks fine here!

CCP has already addressed the most sensitive subjects.

EvE Online is a SAFE space.

No racism or inappropriate sexual content here!

Can you find the naughty word?

Hmph! Me neither…

Just harmless fun in EvE Online.

It’s impossible to get a naughty name past the GM team!

Anything catch your eye?

No worries here.

If nobody has killed themself in 7 years, it’s fine!

Just good clean fun for everyone.

As you can see, CCP is on top of it.

Nothing even remotely questionable here!

A decade is plenty of time to catch these bad boys!

This year, we award CCP a Gold Star.

Long gone are the days of blatantly offensive gamer names.

This is now a wholesome family game!

Every conceivable topic has been thoroughly addressed.

CCP is super woke.

Ok, see ya next year.

Have fun!

haha

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

The AWOX Files

Everybody knows the story.

Awox the awoxer, who awoxed his friends and family.

It sounds legit.

We’ve heard the story many times.

However, Awox always told a different tale…

He wasn’t an awoxer at all!

We brought him in for a quick interview.

This led to a surprising revelation.

I introduce to you, Awox the friendly carebear.

He couldn’t awox a fly.

He thinks awoxing is toxic.

The true story, according to Awox, is that the Mittani is a pedo.

Awox’s name is a tribute to his former employer’s beloved grandmother.

The goons invented griefplay to impugn her memory.

What a nice guy!

Awox prefers that people use my name, Aiko.

He’s also a fan!

…and now you know, the rest of the story.

=AFTERWORD=

SuperDildo

Listening to: Infamous

Trigger Warning: Actual gameplay in EvE Online!

SuperDildo is an antiganker.

Like all antigankers, he is racist, sexist, homophobic, and stupid.

After several humiliating losses, SuperDildo wanted to chat.

He had a lot to say.

This went well.

I just want three men and a Lambo.

A hooby like me needs it bad.

He (or she?) started getting all excited.

Russian men go crazy for a distracting circle jerk.

Afterward, I helped him relax.

I’m glad he had fun!

It’s nice to have new friends.

What a wholesome game!

CCP takes this all very very seriously.

Muffy, call me!

Snuffed Out DDOS Attack

Srajin knew Kevin 284 was behind the attacks…

2… 3… 4… disconnect…

Princess Aiko investigates…

Srajin got disconnected again!

This is a fun game.

He started gaslighting me…

What a silly miner!

Hmm…

Hey, I know that guy!

So he invited me to the LITG discord.

I see…

Srajin didn’t believe me.

He’s a computer expert.

He cried and cried…

I just told him the truth.

Deny, deny, deny.

It was a real mystery.

PLOT TWIST: Tyrion Hekki is Goose Lee.

Srajin left with a warning.

It was a real mystery threat.

The End!

=BEHIND THE SCENES=

Carebear Citizen

Star Citizen is full of carebears.

Is fun a mental illness?

Reddit investigates…

Are you proud to mine salt tears?

Boredom is the antidote to fun!

Open PvP is a gateway to griefplay!

W0mbat got 17 downvotes…

Meanwhile, Nexx0ir invented in-game prisons.

This is a popular idea!

Scannaer vowed to griev the grievers.

PvP players are fundamentally toxic.

Gankhobos are bad at “real” PvP.

Remember the CODE?

Real PvPers travel for at least an hour…

Gankers just want easy kills at the grocery store.

Non-profit PvP is mere fun.

Cheerzah!

Quitters

Miners are quitters…

…crybabies…

…whiners…

Basically, miners are losers.

Will they ever accept reality?

Doubt!

Meanwhile, the ISD has a new policy…

As part of their effort to eliminate all discussion in the forums, they have begun enforcing a new rule.

All PvP, including ganking, is officially consensual! Anyone who says otherwise is a troll.

Cheerzah!

UedamaScout BANNED

UedamaScout advertises 24/7 activity.

That’s a lot of activity!

I first reported Jim over a year ago.

It was fairly obvious that Jim is a botter, because he scrolled up and down in local chat, all day long, day after day… and yet he did not answer convo requests from Taint Licker, even when those unopened messages were obscuring Jim’s broadcast. Obviously, if Jim were actually at his computer, he might pause for a moment in his ceaseless scrolling, in order to accept or reject the conversation. Instead, he would run multiple accounts, endlessly undocking pods and warping them to the same locations, over and over, almost exactly as if he were botting.

I didn’t think CCP would do anything.

According to one source, CCP devs do not see bots as a problem. The real problem, according to this perspective, is that players believe bots are a problem. CCP is supposedly gaslighting us, pretending the problem does not really exist – when we know better.

Indeed, for over a year, this bot botted endlessly, using his Twitch account to broadcast 24/7 automated ‘intel’.

Today I received eleven thank yous.

I’ve only reported one person.

So I checked his stream, where he was doing an automated giveaway…

Uh, that looks like a ban… Yes, he kept streaming while banned, almost like he wasn’t at his computer!

I am pleased to see that he was advertising this blog, when he finally encountered justice.

Cheerzah!

==BONUS CONTENT==

Although his alts are banned, Jim remains…

…for how long?

Double cheerzah!

Haha.