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We’ve met Barnso before.
TLDR
As you may recall, Hawk ganked him.
Tsk tsk.
He used this opportunity to review my CODE.
I don’t screenshot every isk.
After that, Hawk ganked him again!
PLOT TWIST: Barnso was on a secret Safety mission…
To be continued…
Listening to: he’s kinda… cute
Gurrr hathathat.
Cringlewolf?
Keep it cringy, Brave.
That’s right.
Stay SAFE!
I guess it’s that time of year.
That’s right.
That’s also right.
Of course, some people lack holiday spirit.
What are your New Year’s resolutions?
I’m probably gonna have fun.
I even learned a cute new spell.
Cheerzahcadabbra!
Another happy miner.
I love to help.
xD
Where will he go next?
Smart miners stay docked.
Stupid miners get dunked.
That’s your only warning.
Some miners notice me.
Most of them are AFK.
A few honor my presence.
They even follow me.
Where will I go next?
Wherever the spirit takes me!
Glenduil is a SAFE miner.
CCP gave him a carebear buff, and he feels like a boss.
He put on max shields, and removed the mining gear.
Cool fit bro.
In EvE Online, mining barges have more hitpoints than warships.
Glenduil was excited to earn 1-2 cents an hour.
One day, he met some friendly gankers!
They declined to gank his max tank bait.
Gelnduil is nearly invincible in his Highsec poverty fit.
Let’s tune in to local chat.
Ganker spy Learza congratulated Glenduil on his minimal yield.
Nah, it’s fine bro, just mine like that.
Glenduil was flummoxed.
His minimum yield zero product fit is encouraged.
Glenduil won a few pennies for his time and effort.
Carebears can survive indefinitely in an 0.8.
I hope Glenduil has fun!
He sure isn’t getting rich.
=BREAKING NEWS=
Faramir had a problem.
His buddy Boromir was dead.
Now Faramir was under arrest.
He owed a lot of isk.
He even tried to scam Jesus!
Too little, too late.
Mine around and find out.
Oh well.
Another happy ending in EvE Online.
Miners often encounter gankers.
They especially notice me.
I am in the zone.
I try to give them what they want.
They like that.
Sometimes, they get a little upset.
They are frustrated with their lack of progress.
That’s fine with me.
I’m a princess.
Cya!
This story begins in outer space.
Newbro Rais Wilding mined around, and found out.
Mining wasn’t very fun.
Fortunately, Safety officers intervened.
After his arrest, Rais gave a speech.
He urged other miners to obey the law.
Rais is now a motivational speaker.
Cheerzah!
That’s right.
Oh, hey there.
I know.
Everybody loves to meet me.
Everyone has their own emotional experience.
What is your story?
Well, ok then.
I sahut you.
o7 capsuleers!
Aiden Vail is a mining man.
Unfortunately, he fell behind on rent.
Consequently, he needs a new ship.
Fortunately, it was Black Friday!
He was a real ice aspirant.
Cool story bro!
Another 2007 newbro.
I naturally established an empathetic rapport.
This is a useful ability.
“The target must succeed on a DC 17 Wisdom saving throw or be charmed. The charmed target regards the vampire as a trusted friend, and is a willing target.”
“Harlots can be both brazen strumpets and haughty courtesans. In addition to the usual fare, the harlot is 15% likely to make something up, and 20% likely to be a thief.
Trust is the basis of every relationship.
Another satisfied customer.
I’m such a good soul.
That’s right.
PRO TIP: Jita has several unique stations!
Somehow, he discovered the blog.
I love to help.
He’s trying to scam me!
I’ve been here before.
It’s just basic math.
Vail asked his new friend for advice.
That’s right.
I explained everything.
That’s the best minigame in EvE Online.
Sad ending…
Life is full of new experiences.
Cheerzah!
