Would you take a jump freighter through Uedama?
Is there another way to move your jump freighter?
Where were the antigankers???
Typical Uedama
CCP Aurora is a GRIEFER
CCP is hiding the truth.
They don’t want you to know.
The devs are griefer space bullies.
Like every EvE player, I just want to cry and whine.
Highsec should be a SAFE space for innocent newbros.
We have to fight cyberterrorism in EvE Online.
However, CCP doesn’t want you to know the TRUTH.
They locked, blocked, and shadow banned my post.
ISD Drew is one of ‘them’.
The Miners of Misneden, Part 5
The Miners of Misneden, Part 1
Previously, the miners of Misneden began to rebel.
They vowed to burn Princess Aiko alive.
The carebears had many grievances.
They denounced the sacred laws of Highsec.
Alt 00 knows how to deal with rebellion.
All miners must die.
However, gobloks tried to defend the sleepy whales.
They were doomed to eternal failure.
In EvE Online, some people are really stupid.
Alt was determined to teach them a lesson.
Misneden must burn.
To be continued…
Krig’s Korner, Episode 4
Krig’s Korner IV has been eagerly anticipated.
When will it be released?
Without further ado, Ryan Reynolds presents…
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KRIG’S KORNER IV: ICE CREAM’S REVENGE
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Princess Aiko is so cool, she is the best, and pretty too. All day long I think about her, doodootdadoo, Aikoaikoaikoaiko. XDxdXD
My alt Lucy finally graduated from the Navy Academy, and was ready to begin an exciting EvE Online mining career. She carefully prepared her resume and applied to a guild that offered total independence. Maybe she could work from home?
After a rigorous 3 minute review, she was hired!
Lucy couldn’t wait to fly together, separately!
Corp chat was full of exciting conversation.
EVE System > Channel MOTD: We are joining an alliance, but don’t worry, this changes nothing!
Lucy Inthesky Withdiamonds > o/
Broadcast > o7
Lucy soon made a friend.
Wow, Xander is a real vet!
There he is!
Lucy was eager to help, independently.
However, Xander tried to awox the newbro!
Since they were friends (and allies), Lucy offered independent assistance, to save Xander from himself.
Xander began an independent propaganda campaign, intended to isolate Lucy from the rest of the corporation.
The other miners gradually woke up, alone.
Oh no, it was too late…
An independent commission investigated..
Unfortunately, the miners were not feminists.
Lucy demanded full reimbursement.
The miners were clever, and quick too!
Enough is enough!
Maen Mabata wanted to send money, in real life.
Real life miners, need real life permits.
What a know it all!
Lucy just wanted to fly together, separately.
The miners began smoking crack cocaine, independently.
Silly miners!
I’m glad they weren’t mad.
Unfortunately, they no longer wanted to be together, in isolation.
I guess Lucy needs a new alliance.
At least she got a medal.
Even CCP gave Lucy an award.
Nice!
A Brief History of CODE.
The once mighty CODE. alliance had terminal autism.
Literally, autism.
NOL Director Super Perforator was unwell.
Super declared war on Aiko!
He roleplayed “victory”.
Victorious gankers should stop ganking. Right?
Super Perfie had no time for gankers.
Perfie preferred antigankers.
However, a princess cannot abide antigankers…
So Super Perforator ban/muted all the gankers.
Perfie was seduced by antiganker “agent” Knowledgeminer
Fortunately, Aiko has powerful friends in Highsec.
Knowledgeminer was arrested!
However, Super Perforator continued to harbor antigankers.
Meanwhile, Perfie autistically denied the death of James 315.
Inevitably, The Conference Elite denounced New Order Logistics.
Everyone said NOL is trash.
So TCE decided to form a new alliance, without NOL.
Stay tuned for a brief history of the CODE. alliance.
To be continued…
Bee well.
Still Clamping
I love helping Highsec miners.
I also help lowsec bears.
Kuben craved attention.
However, he had no time for poors.
Kuben wanted the boss b.
So he went to the source.
We were amazed.
Kuben is a real money man.
PLOT TWIST: Kuben is also a secret agent!
He’s watching me!
Kuben infiltrated deep inside.
I’m surrounded by traitors!
Kuben knows what I did.
The truth is out.
DOPPLE TWIST: I actually am a secret agent.
I will cut a b.
I done did it.
I have so many names.
You can’t stop any of me.
We are already closer than you realize.
It’s way too late.
In EvE Online, only one name matters.
That’s right!
Everybody knows it.
You love it.
Cheers!
Null Ganking
What happens when gankers go to nullsec?
That’s right.
I’m the Best
Hey there!
It’s always good to hear from the little people.
Today’s Simp of the Week is Milk Chocolate Vodka. Mmm, yum!
Milk is off to a good start in EvE Online.
It’s hard for me to read all my fanmail.
It’s like actually overwhelming.
Boys, if you want my attention, give me all your isk.
I’m not fucking around.
I’m the most expensive findom in the galaxy.
One way or another, you are gonna pay.
I know exactly how to treat a man.
You love it.
Anyways, my Chocolate Vodka had a frequently asked question.
Are miners human?
No.
Stupid miners!
Highsec Failures
They know where we are, and what we are doing.
However, antigankers continue to permafail.
Their time has no value. They have nothing better to do.
The old meme rings true.
It sucks to suck!
Antiganking losers can’t stop us.
We will never ever stop.
The Highsec Failteam won’t save you.
There is only one way to stay SAFE.
You must obey the LAW.
Windowlickers can’t protect your freight.
Cheers!
NoBrain
