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Even antigankers don’t like miners.
What’s not to like?
This is who antigankers want to protect?
Why?
I’m the griefer?
I mean, seriously…
After awhile, he invited me to a private chat.
He also sent me a nice mail.
I know why I gank miners.
They deserve it.
This scumlord got ganked.
It was content for the community.
Aiko’s ponytail is so long and strong, I use it to climb the ivory tower. At the top I sit and wonder, why is she so dumb?
Oh, well, hello there. Why, it’s me Krig Povelli, star of Krig’s Korner, where we celebrate the adventures of me, Krig Povelli.
On this Krig Day, I tell a tale of Rentlords.
Wow, that’s a neat logo! Nine stars, woah.
The Rentlords had a busy week.
My friend Lucy recently joined rentercorp Skepy.
This corp looks legit – amirite?
PLOT TWIST: Lucy is an anagram for I’m Krig Povelli!
I wanted to play with my new friends.
We are skeepy!
Pharmabro Martin told me wasup.
He even recommended me for a medal!
Woah, Hulks? Those must be tough guys!
Aiko, did you see the Hulks? Aiko? Aiko? Stop eating ice cream.
It’s pretty cool being in a real nullsec corp.
Why did they have friendly fire on?
Afterward, I got a fan mail!
Cheers!
This is who antigankers want to protect?
They sure are dumb!
At least he supports me.
That’s right.
Another mystery in Gheth…
The Snail wondered…
Where’d it go?
At least the Snail is having fun.
It’s a mystery!
Did you guess correctly?
Bobo was feeling that EvE Online adrenaline.
Aaaarrgg wne tcrim
Suddenly, Pulls launched a trigger attack.
Bobo was proving to be a real gandongoblok.
Uh-oh spaghettio!
Calm down miner!
Meanwhile, DevilReaperz lost an Orca.
So RollingThunder brought him a new one.
Cheers!
Previously, Mister McGibblets died…
Woah, I don’t want to talk to a toxic miner…
However, he said something objectionable…
….autopilot???
I wanted him to stay safe.
Oh good, he isn’t mad!
Uh…
So his dogs are better at EvE than he is?
It’s the “woe is me, my kid is sick” scam.
After the trauma dump, I wanted a refund.
It’s that easy!
Even the dumbest miner can figure it out…
This is why antigankers will never win!
What do you think?
Will McGibblets get his Orca back?
Do I look like a girl who lies through a smile?
I’ve never seen a more honest face!
Mister McGibblets is known for hysterics.
What would happen if he lost an Orca?
Let’s find out!
This is the kind of person antigankers support.
Hawk was bullied by the toxic carebear.
Hawk tried to care.
However, the miner would not stop.
McGibblets claimed bankruptcy.
He shared a pitiful tale of woe.
Originally, he quit EvE Online.
After having a kid, and quitting his job, he came back.
Hawk ruined everything!
McGibblets continued the unsolicited manifesto.
He chose EvE over his own family.
However, does the family even exist?
With no response from Hawk, McGibblets invented a reply.
McGibblets then responded to ‘Hawk’.
It was a stirring monologue.
PvP, in a video game, is terrible to behold.
I didn’t want to get involved.
However, he changed my mind…
To be continued…
What a dumb miner.
He roleplays as a defense fleet.
I guess that’s a win?
Gf?
He’s a PvP ‘vet’.
Eyeroll.
I just had one question.
