My friends come to me for advice and emotional support. Sometimes, they just want the galaxy to know about a goofus miner. As a beautiful woman, Alt 00 often encounters a form of communication which is familiar to elite alpha females.
That’s right. Today, we are going to talk about sexual harassment.
I fuck you on all fours, room whore.
So listen to me good stooge, your mistress I’m going to put her on all fours, and put her deep in her ass.
Your princess, I fuck her.
Alt 00 is also a courageous survivor of mining abuse.
She hesitated to speak to a man about this, but knew another woman would sympathize. Of course, Alt was sure James 315 would understand, but couldn’t shake the fear that he might think less of her. She was so ashamed to admit the things that miners say, and worried James might want nothing to do with her. Would he blame her? Would he secretly believe she encouraged it, that she desired this toxic attention?
Your typical miner is a lonely man, frustrated that nubile women aren’t interested in stories about Veldspar or Spod. Alt has repeatedly informed Adrien Naline that she will not date him. Miners are disgusting. Gross! Adrien doesn’t really care about mining permits or the eternal consequences of his sinful ore habit. He just wants one thing. Alt declined the nauseating offer, but Adrien is simply too stupid to understand.
From time to time, Adrien will drink a little courage, and try again.
Adrien thought about his feelings for months, and eventually decided to propose. Of course, Alt had no interest in such a terrible arrangement.
Recently, she was sorely dismayed by the death of James, and wondered if Princess Aiko would ever allow James to become God. In her grief, Alt went to mourn in Halaima. Eventually, she returned home to Nakugard, dressed in black.
Her beautiful eyes were hidden by dark sunglasses. Alt 00 was sad, but found solace, her faith renewed amidst despair. She was saved and born again.
Like many men, Adrien desperately intruded into a personal conversation.
Alt and Ehnea Mehk tried to continue their private discussion, gently hinting to Adrien that they really weren’t interested in him.
Adrien was in the ‘mood’. He only thought of himself.
Ehnea tried to get Adrian to understand how he could comfort Alt, but he believed that being obnoxious is how you attract a lady.
Meanwhile, local miners gathered around to view a portrait of their chaste teenage Saviourette. They seemed to really like her.
Aiko’s portrait drove the miners into a wild frenzy.
To be continued…