Hananeri Muvilla wrote an internet essay.
Breaking news right here.
Princess Aiko hates new players.
She hates them in game, and in real life.
Disclaimer: That’s literally not what I said.
Death of a Miner, Part 3
Previously, the Duke vowed to resist the Princess.
Many wonder about the mysterious lady in flashy red.
Is she actually a she?
Some people claim she is James 315, the Mittani, and Loyalanon.
Other people notice a distinct difference.
Aiko is an actual b-word c-word.
The Duke tried to be transphobic, but it didn’t feel right.
He knew, deep down, that she is an IRL w-word s-word.
Could he resist her evil temptations?
He liked her sass.
Duke had been committing video game suicide.
However, he had second thoughts.
He’d never met a woman who made him feel so inadequate.
The Duke was starting to feel something magical.
He finally met an IRL female, and he liked it.
Just like that, the spell was complete, and he transformed into a simp.
Mining bored Duke to the brink of death.
Fortunately, Aiko retained his subscription.
Death of a Miner, Part 2
Previously, Princess Emmylou bemoaned the death of a Procurer.
The decedent wondered whether Princess Aiko is truly a dumb b-word/c-word.
The Duke winced, because the truth hurt.
He finally realized that Aiko is an s-word, in real life.
She’s definitely a total s-word…
…and a tease!
The dead miner was caught in her magical web.
He was so excited to meet a woman, in a video game.
He felt like she was right there, mocking his little thing in real life.
Maybe she would text with him?
To be continued…
Death of a Miner
Highsec gankers are ruining EvE Online.
Everybody knows this.
However, CCP hides the facts.
Fortunately, Aiko Danuja tells the truth.
Duke Piecaulker was a typical newbro, who had only been playing a few years.
The Duke embraced death with stoic grace.
However, his employer had bad news.
This was the final straw.
Princess Emmylou was ready to let Duke go.
She is the Highsec mining main of a nullsec miner.
Unfortunately, while enjoying a family vacation, everything fell apart.
She impulsively wrote a sassy rebuttal to the mining inspector.
A few minutes later, Duke added his two cents.
It was the end of an era.
The Duke’s mining adventure ended in Tolle, where he started.
Ironically, he was quitting anyways.
Emmylou said goodbye to her friend employee.
Game over.
Liar liar, Highsec miner
Hey there!
I’m the best minerjammer in the game.
Aiko Danuja is a PvP champion.
She even hunts Highsec miners!
Vitaly GD tried to negotiate with my alt.
He was just another liar.
I know how to deal with miners.
He lost everything.
It wasn’t enough.
What a silly bear…
The Exanondus, Part 5
Previously, Exanon Alleile went questing for a Mackinaw…
However, the Mackinaw was in another system.
I forgot about Exanon, until I received a mysterious message.
The name seemed familiar…
It was the ghost of future trash…
Haha, lol.
HEAVEN WINGS
HEAVEN WINGS went to hell.
Dead miners gnash their teeth and cry in vain.
Such a sad little bear!
Thank you, caward psyq!
Super Toxic B
People are starting to notice.
I’m minerjamming.
It’s pretty great.
I’m like a sexy James 315, in Tama!
Same blue background, with a super cute face!
Xaxaxa)
Did you know I multibox multiple alpha accounts?
Oh ho ho.
This is the best.
Ain’t never gonna stop!
Miner Durishaka couldn’t get enough.
He didn’t know what to think.
EDITOR’S NOTE: What’s the point of streaming if you remove your clips?
Transcript, “Aiko is a super toxic b… with an army of simps!”
So he checked me out on Google.
Transcript, “Googling Princess Aiko, and the first result is sex with James 315…”
EDITOR’S NOTE: What’s the point of streaming if you remove your clips?
What a goofus!
That’s right!
That’s right!
Winning
I continue toward an amazing destiny.
Former fans have an axis of autism.
However, we have something better.
We have a Princess.
You just can’t argue with success!
The future of the CODE. is safe.
That’s right!
That’s right!
That’s right!
Antiganking with Aiko, Part 2
I’ve started minerjamming.
Thusly ended a violent reign o’ terror.
Afterward, Kalypsion acknowledged my victory.
He was surprised women play EvE Online.
Thanks for the free ego boosts, bro.
I’m glad there are no hard feelings.
