Krig’s Korner, Episode V

Krig’s Korner, Episode IV

Aiko’s ponytail is so long and strong, I use it to climb the ivory tower. At the top I sit and wonder, why is she so dumb?

Oh, well, hello there. Why, it’s me Krig Povelli, star of Krig’s Korner, where we celebrate the adventures of me, Krig Povelli.

On this Krig Day, I tell a tale of Rentlords.

Wow, that’s a neat logo! Nine stars, woah.

The Rentlords had a busy week.

My friend Lucy recently joined rentercorp Skepy.

This corp looks legit – amirite?

PLOT TWIST: Lucy is an anagram for I’m Krig Povelli!

I wanted to play with my new friends.

We are skeepy!

Pharmabro Martin told me wasup.

He even recommended me for a medal!

Woah, Hulks? Those must be tough guys!

Aiko, did you see the Hulks? Aiko? Aiko? Stop eating ice cream.

It’s pretty cool being in a real nullsec corp.

Why did they have friendly fire on?

Afterward, I got a fan mail!

Cheers!

Mister McGibblets Cries Again

Mister McGibblets is known for hysterics.

What would happen if he lost an Orca?

Let’s find out!

This is the kind of person antigankers support.

Hawk was bullied by the toxic carebear.

Hawk tried to care.

However, the miner would not stop.

McGibblets claimed bankruptcy.

He shared a pitiful tale of woe.

Originally, he quit EvE Online.

After having a kid, and quitting his job, he came back.

Hawk ruined everything!

McGibblets continued the unsolicited manifesto.

He chose EvE over his own family.

However, does the family even exist?

With no response from Hawk, McGibblets invented a reply.

McGibblets then responded to ‘Hawk’.

It was a stirring monologue.

PvP, in a video game, is terrible to behold.

I didn’t want to get involved.

However, he changed my mind…

To be continued…

Tapestry of Tears, RELOADED

The legacy of James 315 lives on.

In times of change, the fit will adapt.

Reload the Tapestry of Tears and see for yourself!

Don’t forget the sequels.

Legacy of Lahnius

The Rising Star

Don’t forget the prequels.

Sins of a Solar Spymaster

Crazy Like a Foxbolt

The Search for Anti-Ganking

That’s right.

That’s right!

***BONUS CONTENT***

Cheers!


Tale of Woe

Kalique Lennelluc began crying.

Where did his spaceship go?

Remember: real life friends don’t steal your toys!

With no friends, Kalique lamented in game.

Krig Povelli urged the miner to get a life.

Kalique had more to say.

In fact, he had life lessons to teach.

One parable was particularly poignant.

Sad!

BONUS CONTENT

Krig’s mom doesn’t like whiny babies.