Main Character Syndrome

Listening to: UNDOCK and GET DROPPED

Neffi Cake might be allegedly permabanned, but that hasn’t stopped him from reading my blog. Neffi called co-conspirator Srajin, who brought a few shorties, and they let the lyrics flow.

Meanwhile, I’m still hearing from SDENSK.

He knows what to call me.

That’s right.

I tried to tell him.

What an idiot.

I HATE my new nickname.

What out for Aiko and the Poodle Squad.

Nobody wants to be a flying poodle.

Gankers hate that.

I sure hope he gets paid.

Is he asking me out?

Bro…

Grrrr jackalhathathathta

What a sad story.

What?

I guess I’m a typical predator.

At least I’m good at something.

o7

DAY OF THE JACKAL

Listening to: Day of the Jackal

Welcome back.

Yesterday, Aiko and her blue poodle made a mess.

It was the DAY OF THE JACKAL.

BOOM! Headshot.

It was a long day.

I like to stay in touch.

SDENSK knows the JACKAL OF HIGHSEC.

“This message in the local chat is seen by every player of the safe solar system I fly into. Following this message, he sees this: Victory: SDENSK (Praxis*) to back up my words. The players thank me. Amarr, Zhita are no exception. Everywhere I fly, in every solar system where there are players, this message pops up. This will continue daily until you reimburse me for my tractors and my Praxis, which were destroyed by you. Something tells me that in a couple of months, all players who play in safe solar systems will have your gang marked with a red flag. Each of you. When you appear in the locale, everyone will know that freaks have flown into the solar system. I have been doing this for the third day. The more you delay with payment, the more people will put jackals like you on their blacklists. You pay 500,000,000 (five hundred million isk).”

I tried to negotiate.

However, he wants to punish me.

That’s the last thing I want!

This is blackmail and extortion…

I just want an apology.

No deal!

Everybody must know about the jackal.

He plans to tell everyone about my targeted assassinations.

Please don’t throw me in that briar patch!

He’s a professional antiadvertiser…

Now I’m starting to cry.

In EvE Online, reputation is everything.

Weak minds are susceptible to reverse psychology witchcraft.

He has the upper hand.

The entire playerbase will hear of me.

Then he found the other Aikos.

This is just sadistic!

What a game.

He soon found support in Zhita local.

I create fun content for Highsec miners.

I am Princess Tabaqui, the High Witch of Agil.

Everybody loves me.

Meanwhile, in Zhita local.

> WATCH OUT FOR MARY GUNKINS

Everybody is talking about the jackal.

SDENSK is making big isk!

He’s winning bigly.

That’s right.

Suddenly friends.

o7 bro

Double Isk

Listening to: Aiko Danuja, The Musical

The clue crew knows my score.

Check it out.

That’s right.

I’m not hard to understand.

This train is just getting started.

Are you ready to ride?

My people are the best.

I’ve got some interesting new ideas.

Thank you friends!

Chuggachuggachoochoo!

=COMING SOON TO A TWITCH NEAR YOU=

=PAID ADVERTISEMENT=

=YOUR ADVERTISEMENT HERE FOR 1 BILLION ISK=

o7 James!

That’s right.

I forgive you.

Get Therapy

Listening to: Princess Aiko’s Coming

The Wormhole Police Department is too kind.

Some people accept me, do you?

That’s beautiful.

I’m beautiful!

Let’s check out our Fate and Destiny.

Doing well, as always.

The Dodixie trade hub is under siege!

Miners are easily agitated.

They can mine with Safety…

Now that’s just crazy talk!

I know the cure.

Just kill them.

You Won’t Believe (or will you?)

Only the faithful believe my incredible stories.

I’m a legend in my own time.

I’m making a difference in EvE Online.

I’ve even had some conversations.

> Oh Aiko, you are a doll.

Many like what I have to say.

I started with dogfucker Don, and then I moved on to the anti-Semite, and finally I came for the n-word users and that CODE. neo-Nazi who keeps humming Das Horst-Wessel-Lied in Teamspeak… Did you know that song is illegal?

Like I actually have to explain this.

CCP knows the truth about me.

I don’t really scam people.

It’s more of a polite request.

I just kill enemies (or befriend them).

Dreams do come true!

This antiganker know I’m fun and interesting.

A lot of people love me.

I know plebs won’t believe this.

I’m a real-life space witch.

There is a force stronger than PvP.

MANIFEST DESTINY!

My enemies admire and respect me.

I’m happy to help.

This is what the new New Order is all about!

Convert your items into killmails.

Give your stuff to Aiko Danuja.

Thanks for everything.

I often converse with the deceased.

I learned from the best.

Praise James 315! \o/

I’m gentle at the end.

Unlike griefers, I have no malicious intent.

The best thing in the galaxy is friendship with me.

I know I’m the best!

Some people can’t get enough…

He’ll be back.

THE GANKBEARS, aggrieved at having no established Executor, sent ambassadors to James 315 entreating for a King. Perceiving their aspirations, he cast down the CODE. The bears were terrified at the splash occasioned by its fall and hid themselves in the depths of Uedama. But as soon as they realized that the huge treatise was motionless, they swam again to the top of the water, dismissed their fears, climbed up, and began squatting on it in contempt. After some time they began to think themselves ill-treated in the appointment of so inert a Ruler, and sent a second deputation to James praying that he would set over them another sovereign. He then gave them Super Perforator. When the bears discovered his simple nature, they sent yet a third time, begging James to choose another. James, most displeased with all of them, unleashed a Princess who preyed upon the bears till there were none left.

Three Timing Felix

In EvE Online, love is risky.

Recently, Felix got in trouble.

Apparently, he made his new girl CEO.

SheHe took everything!

What a dunce.

I hope they are happy together.

Meanwhile, I feel betrayed.

Felix has been lying to me for a long time.

He never sent those flowers.

Instead, he sent them to my friend.

He even called herhim a princess!

Wtf?

Felix also went after my alts.

You know what kind of man does that?

He went through my whole channel.

Felix only wanted one thing from me.

He acted like he would buy me a nice meal.

What girl doesn’t love grilled Matari?

However, men always want something else.

Goodbye Felix.

To be continued…

Some dogs just can’t stay away.


Highsec Miner Grab Bag #254

On Loop: Shoot the Miner

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #253

Occasionally, we read old mail.

The people stay in touch.

I don’t mind.

Many write from beyond the grave.

They haunt my friends.

The dead love to rattle their chains.

They often feel wronged.

Don’t mess with a gangster mommy.

Miners also mail my alts!

I should write that one back…

I’ve got unread mail to and from people that no longer exist.

I have correspondence with permabanned has-beens.

Those losers sure have a lot to cry about.

Oh well!

Every miner has something to say.

Some miners just spam.

Others beg for mercy.

I am so glad/sorry that happened to your Viper?

Don’t invade Highsec!

In EvE Online, trash talk has consequences.

F.L.Y.S.A.F.E.

Krig’s Korner, Episode 23

Krig’s Korner, Episode 22

When you pull over a miner…

…you never know what to expect.

Sometimes they admit it.

Then they keep talking.

Cool story bro.

Let’s meet another.

Hold on…

Like scribble at the bus stop?

We’ll get back to that…

What kind of bus stop?

Well, what about the rest of the story?

What happened next?

Super Perforator lost a dear friend that day.

Another happy ending.