Will Clark
About Me (Aiko Danuja)
That’s me!
I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.
It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.
That makes me a real space celebrity.
Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.
People like me because I’m fun and interesting.
You’ll want to pay attention.
That’s right.
Cheerzah!
2009 Newbro
Another new player…
That’s right.
Galtaz > Really? I have nada.. just trying to learn.. thanks for making me leave EVE.. no point playing i guess
Another space crybaby…
Galtaz > FU!!! Really
Galtaz > FU I said.. scum like oyu make this game unpålayable.
Galtaz > Can’t even learn the game
Galtaz > I was trying to learn to scan and here you come killing a noob in a boon ship.
#SAD
Galtaz > So sad!
Galtaz > And you need a life.. and a new brain!
Good Girl Kara > have you not learned anything in your years playing?
#Fail
Miners gonna get revenge.
Unfortunately, they are bad at maths.
Cool story bro.
That’s right.
o7 capsuleer!
Such Cool
Hey there.
It’s not easy being a miner.
We don’t like plebs.
That is why I created Safety.
Even my mom is a fan.
Thank you for playing EvE Online.
Cheerzah brav!
o7 miners!!
Vacation in Piekura
Listening to: Permit Denied
Hey there.
That’s right.
Miners notice me.
Are you cool like me?
I’m a real space celebrity.
They sure love to chat.
You can learn a lot from carebears.
Some miners are crybabies.
I hope they get bulled on.
One day, the miners started fighting.
They hate each other.
Fortunately, I was there to help.
EvE Online is a no bully zone.
Cheerzah brav!
=BONUS CONTENT=
Code Ready Gelhan, Part 57
Missing Ready Mining was recruiting isk doublers.
New recruits kept joining every day.
The more the merrier!
So the alliance director ordered a security audit.
Unfortunately, the counterintel team had other priorities.
They were running their own side business.
Grand Executor Gay Heyyou was tired of babysitting Highsec miners.
He foresaw his own demise.
Highsec mining corporations have no future.
Naturally, Gai wondered why his alliance was popular.
Maybe there was something awry?
Maybe griefers were already inside?
Your secret code for the WIN TEN BILLION ISK lotto: 45
Test Alliance Dead Alliance
I won a real null battle.
They were bads.
Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…
I know what happened next!
We killed them all.
That’s right.
RIP!
Not a Miner!
EvE Online is full of not a miners.
You can’t trust them.
They are all liars.
Does that look like a miner to you?
Mining is not cool.
That’s definitely a miner!
Nobody likes a miner.
Once a miner, always a miner!
Just kill them all.
Nasty little diggers…
Put them out of their misery.
That’s right.
Mine around and find out!
That’s right.
Cute Gankers
Hey there!
Words of wisdom.
We love to help new players.
There you go, lil fella!
o7 capsuleers!
