Category: farming

Griefer Masquerade

I’m the number all time aint-griefer.

These miners have me figured out.

They often discuss me in local.

They also chat with my alts.

We love ganking, and they know it.

I’m an actual space princess.

Every miner deserves my Safety.

It’s not like I’m a two bit thug.

My rules are quite fair.

I am the Amarr government.

That’s right.

Selling Kill Rights

Miners love kill rights.

I frequently have more than one available.

It’s a miner’s chance for revenge (and profit).

This really ruins my fun.

As always, carebears try to outsource gameplay.

However, it’s a tough market.

Who will pay for the chance to defeat me?

There’s always someone offering a cheaper path to glory.

I recently noticed a real opportunity.

Insight is buying at 7’499’999.00 isk!

Sources say they sent too many mails.

I wonder what this antiganker is salty about?

That’s right.

That’s right!

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 59

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

Fly Fearless alliance was feeling the fear.

As Juneteenth concludes, we now resume our narrative.

Envoy Arby was (and is) official CODE. Fly Fearless leadership.

Gai found his own leadership challenged.

Every policy was up for review.

Meanwhile, Envoy began to form his own fleets.

He even offered full SRP.

Other newbro mentors also organized content.

Deputy Director Arby was always eager to help.

Everybody was impressed.

Your raffle number is 44.

To be continued…

Undock and Die

Listening to: Undock and Die

I’m gonna keep making AI music.

That means I’m a real content creator.

I’m doing very well, thank you.

That’s right.

I sure do enjoy EvE Online.

This is why we always shoot miners.

o7 capsuleers!