Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Alex lost a Venture…
He was happy about that)))
Like most miners, Alex had a lot to say.
What a guy.
He sure told us.
We got a piece of his mind.
I guess this is war!
He’s a laundry vet.
Oops!
What a crazy miner!
He went on and on…
…and on some more.
Red Dawn Online!
A real Soviet hero.
Next stop, Warsaw!
Meanwhile, in Jita…
It’s the place to get rich quick.
What happened?
What a place.
Cheerzah!
The New Order helps a lot of miners.
SpaceX newbie mining corp CEO Elon is a typical pleb.
Even he knows how to butter my bread.
Meanwhile, in EvE Online…
…Elon’s fellow miners continue to cry.
It’s kinda funny.
That does look familiar…
Elon, we are here when you are ready.
No miner left behind!
SpaceX is the Absolute Order of our era.
What fun!
Meanwhile, in New York’s 1st Judicial District.
Thanks for the free PLEX Elon!
Maybe Elon just met his next ex-wife?
EvE Online has a lot of miners.
Many miners roleplay as not a miners.
They claim they don’t mine.
This is a lie.
They are probably mining right now.
Never trust a miner.
All miners fly mining ships.
If they are a miner, they are mining.
I don’t think I like miners.
Maybe we should kill all the miners?
That would be for the best.
Believe it or not…
…but they are all miners.
Every single one of them.
Listening to: Satyagraha
It finally happened.
Calm down miner is official.
Like it or not, but I’ve made EvE history.
Hrothbear was the first of many. A funny story about that… He was so desperate to pad his killboard, vowing to NOT SPEAK to anyone who linked the killmail on Zkill. Naturally, Sargon did it about a minute later, leading Saltgar to cry, running away from a chorus of “Calm down miner.” Now, years later, he can relive the experience!
Meanwhile, darkolus has begun his own descent into madness.
Ganked by Nazes, he vowed revenge.
darkolus > No, I’m just going to ruin the channel
Aiko Danuja > doubt
John Steelmerc > the only things miners ruin are our precious natural veldspar belts
Aaaarrgg > darkolus please dont mess up the channel with your miner salt, thats not our thing
Aiko Danuja > Kill: Phat Phil (Griffin)
Aiko Danuja > Kill: rajehem (Obelisk)
darkolus > you’re just ruining this game…
Dave Gates > darkolus ur face is ruining this channel now take a hike already. they’re creating content. if you don’t like it then leave like a sour puss & GTFO
darkolus > No… i won’t… my face gonna keep ruinning this channel…
He is a dark ugly little man…
With broken sentence fragments, he sought revenge.
He even invented a slogan…
…and a business plan!
My channel was ruined by bad grammar and incoherent phrases.
He griefed on me hard.
…but why was he griefing me?
What a crazy miner!
Cheerzah!
EvE Online is one tough game.
That’s why we help newbros!
Sometimes they don’t appreciate us.
Are miners retardado?
I think so, yes.
Oh well.
Cheerzah!
Silly miners!
These are good people, right?
Hm, maybe not.
=BEHIND THE SCENES=
Miners are scrubs.
Hey-o.
Not bad.
Nice.
Ok, let’s settle down…
Everybody is winning this year!
AFK miners have never been so safe.
We have the best players in EvE Online.
This isn’t your daddy’s game!
I guess that’s another win.
See you next year…
Cheerzah!
Nate was mining.
That’s not so great great.
Always pay the ransom!
Somehow, Nate lost his Orca?
That was fine fine.
yip yip (screeeeeeeching intensifies)
The true true is this…
Any questions?
Oh no, Natenate got attacked again again.
Duh, because there’s cinnamon swirls in every bite!
That’s how we roll on EZ. Street
Hi!
I logged in, and was immediately ambushed…
It was the ghost of spring past.
Kotojo doubled my Christmas cheer.
Another happy miner.
Cheerzah!
That’s right.
THE END
Miners never understand the Gankmas spirit.
Oh well.
Anyways…
Don’t forget to claim your FREE quarter-penny unfit frigate!
BONUS CHRISTMAS SALT
What happened?
Artemisia was there, but didn t have see.
However, she was AFK.
Afterward, she went to buy a new pod.
As a social worker, I helped her move to a new home.
Tintoh is a SAFE space.
It’s a happy place for happy miners.
Ganking changed Artemisia forever.
What a happy miner.
Cheerzah!
