Not A Miners

EvE Online has a lot of miners.

Many miners roleplay as not a miners.

They claim they don’t mine.

This is a lie.

They are probably mining right now.

Never trust a miner.

All miners fly mining ships.

If they are a miner, they are mining.

I don’t think I like miners.

Maybe we should kill all the miners?

That would be for the best.

Believe it or not…

…but they are all miners.

Every single one of them.

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