
I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.


Every miner has a story to tell.

Many overshare every pathetic detail.

A few dream big.

In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.

Just imagine!

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

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I’m like Jane Goodall with the carebears.


Every miner has a story to tell.

Many overshare every pathetic detail.

A few dream big.

In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.

Just imagine!

That’s right.

That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!

Watch out for the witch, Aiko Danuja!

That’s right.


Miners are often confused.



Will they ever understand?





Maybe, someday…



That’s right.

Here’s your daily bonus miner.

Watching: Sovereign Citizen Moments

Here’s the TLDR:

R3aper992 is our star of the day.

What a miner.


Nice pod!

I know what miners want.

A few minutes later…

He’s a sovereign citizen!


That’s right.

He’s a free miner.

A stateless traveler.

I wonder what else he has to say?

Check this out!

Textbok sovvie.

He definitely knows Admiralty law!

If you don’t make a contract, they can’t arrest you.

I wonder if he believes in aliens?

Any last words?

Later that day…

We diagnosed him with a case of the crazies.

That’s right.

That’s right!


TRIGGER WARNING: EvE Online

I got a lot of EvEMail.


Some miners want to pimp me out at Fanfest.

They love to share their fantasies.

There’s more where that came from.

Other miners want to apologize.


Even apologetic miners need mining permits.

Woah! Calm down…


o7 capsuleers!


That’s right.


Let’s listen…

Cool!

Amazing!


Miners love to learn about me and mine.

I have a persuasive salespitch.

It’s easy like that.

Every miner has a friend named Aiko.

Cheerzah brav!
