
Once a year, I check out the killboards, to determine the best alliance in EvE Online. Every isk destroyed is a vote for the future of Highsec! I was once a staunch supporter of James 315, but I quit voting for him because I am a much better leader. Over the years, many have agreed with my assessment, and they are voting for me again and again. I thank everyone for your generous endorsement of me, Aiko Danuja.

Below, you will find a graph of isk destroyed. Since each alliance started on different dates, I adjusted this to give each alliance the same starting point. For example, Novus Plebbo started six months before me, shamelessly establishing themselves the very same day James 315 quit blogging. The people in my alliance continued to support James, respectfully adding to his killboard for six full months, even though that give us a handicap when compared against pretenders.

By adjusting for varying start dates, we can compare progress over time, recognizing that the mighty Safety. alliance has fully and consistently eclipsed even the once mighty CODE. alliance. I have obviously done much better than James, because I actually undock and do things. Meanwhile, the people in my alliance are the very same people who were in the CODE. alliance, whereas our ‘rivals’ are merely stale imitators. The CODE. always wins, even when it’s called Safety!

Pink represents my alliance. Run by yours truly, High Princess Aiko Danuja, the Safety alliance proudly continues the sacred work of James 315, and we are naturally inspired by the individual (me) whom James blogged about more than anyone else. He always loved his classy little princess, and we can see why he selected me as his official successor. Since my alliance has way more fun, we are more motivated than wannabe ‘rivals’, and our curve stays well atop the others.

Black represents Blackflag. This alliance is dedicated to harassing new players who don’t know what a wardec is. They are run by mrlee, who emp0loys them as his a goonsquad. Since members of Blackflag have no self-respect, they ally themselves with the Absolute Order alliance (known for neo-Nazi affiliations), seeking to force all of Highsec into an oppressive caste system. The salty Blackflag alliance is terrified of lossmails, and that is why I dunked their Vargur, because carebear fear prevents them from taking the risks necessary for success.

Dark Blue represents Novus Plebbo alliance. Run by Hrothgar Nilsson (not even a ganker), Hrothgarites are miners from the icebelts of Abudban, Finanar, and Silen. Years ago, various gankers interbred with lowly miners, creating halfbreeds. Although such miners can gank, their cringe inducing antipathy to social interaction is an embarrassment. They are more likely to block you, than gank you! Although Hrothgarites roleplay as CODE. members, a review of their killboard shows most of them were never in CODE. Those who were are the very same people who rage quit, denounced James, and removed their mining permits. Although they now try to perch atop the empty tomb of James, they are nothing more than wasteland wanderers, occupying an abandoned city. Instead of appreciating the cultural legacy of the CODE. (ie: blogging), they prefer to indulge in overt homophobia, transphobia, femmephobia, and generalized Aikophobia. What a bunch of boomers!

Yes, they are literal miners.

Embarrassing!

Red represents the Marmites. Originally created as a wardec alliance, they lost the war, and are no more. According to ancient legend, Tora Bushido was a miner who refused to embrace the CODE. Inevitably, fate and destiny intervened, smiting him for his foolish pride, and leaving his alliance dead in the water. RIP!

Finally, cyan represents the Conference Petite, also known as the Conference of Shit. Led by Wrathful Hawk, this alliance is composed of permabanned racist alcoholics, who hang out in a Discord literally posting pictures of their feces for Hawk to enjoy. What an absolutely disgusting group of plebs, and it’s not hard to understand why I kicked them out of my alliance. After attempting to form a new alliance, most of them have quit playing, since I reported them to CCP (and apparently CCP does not tolerate unacceptable behavior). Wings clipped!




Now then, let’s move on from that trash (LOL).

Above you can see a pie chart, indicating the respective killmail totals for each alliance. The Safety alliance is closest to CODE. with more than double the pretenders. However, this disparity grows when we consider that nearly all of these alliances are much older than mine. Despite the fact that I am a new player, running a new player alliance, my own personal charisma and skill has been nothing short of legendary. When you adjust these values for average monthly activity, you can see my alliance surges forward, fully isk doubling the CODE. One thing is clear, love me or hate me, my alliance has been an incredible success.

This is why Aiko Danuja was recently declared the 2026 EvE Online Alliance Leader of the Year! Congratulations Aiko, you earned it.


What a good girl.
