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Author: Princess Aiko
Bandit Down
I’m a new player.
I sell mining permits in Highsec.
Will Clark is a 2004 loser.
I asked him for help.
He wasn’t very friendly.
I made him quit the game (again).
They call me a griefer.
He is fine.
Goodbye Will.
=BONUS SALT=
In the CODE.
Next, they go to Why Was I Ganked?
True story.
Then they get bonus offers.
Another satisfied repeat customer.
He also ordered a new Bowhead.
Of course, there is a delivery fee.
That’s right.
What a happy miner.
Everything was perfectly routine.
He sent me and my alts a bunch of isk.
He even bought a mining stamp.
There’s a process?
What a plan.
Didn’t he already pay?
I’ve done it quite a few times.
PLOT TWIST: There is no file.
DOUBLE PLOT TWIST: No database either.
Jamie is just a working alt.
Nobody likes a space lawyer.
Another delinquent miner.
Eventually, he found me again.
I guess we can resolve this.
Sometimes, they try to negotiate.
I’m happy to explain.
Pleasure doing business…
Jormags wound up mumbling to himself in Jita.
Thanks for playing.
Scum Squad
Hey there.
Hey again.
We get around.
That’s a fack.
Miners have a lot to say.
They’ve always got an excuse.
It’s a hardknock life.
I wish them all the best.
They are a special people.
That’s right.
See what I mean?
Cat Sky Fails Again
Hi!
I gank miners every day.
They are real poors.
Today, I ran into Cat Sky (again).
There’s something wrong with him.
He just goes on…
What a guy.
Cheerzah brav!
Ganking Dogs
Let’s take a look.
Well, that escalated fast…
It all started friendly enough.
Woah!
NuperSatural was not happy.
Alyx tried to help.
However, Nuper doubled down on BIG MAD.
He had a lot to say.
What a guy.
He really wanted attention.
So they had a quick chat.
Nupie had a lot to say.
This went on for awhile.
Yes, there’s more.
I’d say he is not quite well.
At least there is some good news.
Nobody likes a quitter.
Venture Contest 2024
The Twelfth Annual Venture Contest is underway.
Here are the October rankings:
- James Fuchs – 128
- CASTOLE – 62
- Mendax es – 45
- Adako Aivoras -39
- ooo so flashy – 37
- Guybertini – 37 (tied for 5th)
- Aaaarrgg – 23
- TrickyNicky – 19
- Good Girl Kara – 18
- Dishrag – 18 (tied for 9th)
There is a perfect time to get into Highsec ganking, as either competitor or spectator. Send 1 billion isk to your favorite ganker, and help them climb the rankings… or kill a few dozen Ventures yourself, and climb the November ladder yourself. Over 30 billion isk in prizes available, and more. Send isk to Aiko Danuja for the GRAND PRIZE FUND, and you will receive a special bonus gift! Every isk you donate to the prize fund will be DOUBLED three times, by the best isk doublers in the game!
Highsec Miner Grab Bag #248
Nobody can read it all.
An ocean of salt, decades deep.
In EvE Online, you can be anything you want.
Some people are crybabies.
I’m just a tabloid journalist, in outer space.
I’m also a social worker, and your new high princess (hi there).
By many accounts, I’m the best.
I run a real bad corp.
It’s an intergalactic cartel.
My friends are happy to help.
We go way back.
I’ll see you on the gates.
Cheerzah brav.
Squall of Tears
Miners are never calm.
They always have something to say.
I wish them all the best.
Cheerzah!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Oh, I guess he has more to say…
Alradorno Horatio… what a guy.
=Bonus Screenshot=
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Oh boy, here he goes…
Another antiganker is born!
Mad Cuz A Gank
Torvald Uruz quit, but then came back.
The instanced abyssalbear got ganked.
Next, he temper tantrum ragequit.
I investigated the mood in his channel.
The community is disappointed with Torvald.
Nobody likes a crybaby quitbear.
Torvald didn’t leave anything for friends.
Maybe he never had any.
He’s just big mad.
Cool story bro.
I guess he’s salty at CCP.
Oh well.
Farewell lonely spaceman.
Nobody is impressed.
What a waste.
Not a good way to go.
Yikes.
Sad.
Anyways.
=BONUS QUITTERS=
So many tragic stories…
Cheerzah!
