Princess Aiko – Page 22 – ‎James 315 Space

What’s the Point?

What’s going on?

Sounds amazing.

Imagine that.

Why are they defenseless?

Why gank a defenseless AFK carebear?

That’s right.

That’s right.

Look at that groupthink downvote.

Reasonable people rarely get upvotes.

Crybabies rage downvote the truth.

Idiots get upvoted.

Bro, nobody enjoys mining.

Carebears are looooosers.

Loooooooooooooosers.

Everyone on Reddit has something to say.

Mostly, the bears cried.

Miners just don’t get it.

Give me your diamonds, or die.

So they whined, on and on.

Boohoohoo.

Boomers boomed about glory days.

Seers spake of ancient prophecies.

Trolls spread cruel gossip.

Antigankers shared tips and tricks.

Agents shared deep state intel.

Therapists offered their diagnosis.

Others wallowed in despair.

Gankers are the same people who play Zerg!

Another invigorating conversation with Reddit[censored]…

TLDR: Stay away from people who can’t PvP!

That’s right.

Why do I gank?

I just don’t like miners.

Kill them all.

Astero Wannabe

In EvE Online, carebears are creepbears.

Everything has a price.

There’s only way to respond.

I sent IceyCreeper619 straight to Zboard.

Then I sent a bill, for a bill.

What a neat trick.

Get ganked, miner.

That’s right.

Every miner has a dream.

It’s always nonsense.

Don’t forget to buy your mining permits.

Hello all

Hey there, and welcome to EvE Online.

Cool story bro.

We are here to help.

It doesn’t matter where you live.

It doesn’t matter if you are young or old.

We want to keep you SAFE.

Translated: Miners are dolboyobs.

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 51

Code Ready Gelhan, Part 1

There are a lot of alts.

CCP thought these were new players.

Each character imbued with a unique personality.

The primary purpose of the 1000+ alts we applied into MRMNG was to send in-game corp mails.

Our alts adopted various personas. They would surface posing as concerned linemembers, newly promoted corp officers, Agents of the New Order, Metallica enthusiasts, Hapsburg princesses, marine biologists, Ryan Reynolds, chronically ill teenagers, and so on. Over 90000 corp mails were sent over the course of the campaign, which ensured uninterrupted dialogue with the other 2000 members of Mission Ready Mining (aka Fly Fearless).

Meanwhile, New Order agents ensured Safety.

Tunnel Snakes are a menace.

Fly Fearless had a Snake infestation.

Every miner needs help.

They were about to get a lot of Assistance.

However, Safety isn’t free.

Next Time, on Part 52…

Well Ok

Mr Boon is the antiganker who mines in Silen.

He keeps it classy in EvE Online.

Every carebear has a story to tell.

That’s right.

Some miners have a lot to say.

What’s ol Phek Phukking crying about?

Oh, I ganked him, I remember now…

… and I bet that’s his alt (double ganked).

Ok, gotta go.

o7 space capsuleers!

Slowpoke Gets Poked Again

We’ve killed this one before.

Like all antigankers, DKslopoke is an AFK miner.

He is a certified permapleb.

He’s not any good at EvE Online.

He merely pretends to play.

DK begs to be spoonfed.

Without gankers, there is nobody to antigank. 🙁

So he begged Wrathful Hawk to play.

The antiganker desperately waited for content.

When would Hawk find a target?

Hawk explained that antiganking is boring.

It’s only for dumbdumbs.

However, DL was daydreaming about his previous Stormbringer.

Wow, he antiganked us hard.

Good times.

I guess he had fun?

Once again, DK sat on gate, waiting for hours.

Hawk worried DK would go AFK.

The boy has a reputation.

DK drank alone, while Hawk watched two movies.

Five hours later, Hawk found a target.

Don’t Cry Gankers

Oh hey there.

Don’t cry lol)

Aw, that’s all we can do?

Everything gonna fine.

At least everyone has fun)

I’m happy for all.

That’s right)

Aiko Danuja > how come u didnt save the freighter?
CASTOLE > why antigankers dont save the freighter

Don’t cry ganker > LolDon’t you get it?We can’t save everyone.That’s not our goal.We just need to annoy
Aiko Danuja > oh no the antigankers ‘annoyed’ us again Kill: Miri Tsukaya (Bowhead) haha u got us good

Don’t cry ganker > Dear friends!Uedama – Top-3 dangerous systems in EVE based on ships destroyed.✪ ✪ ✪ Fly safe!
Aiko Danuja > WARNING GANKERS IN UEDAMA TAKING EASY ISK AND EASY KILLS FROM INCOMPETENT AFK CAREBEARS

Don’t cry ganker > Friends, you can help in our fight against the gankers!Simple formats are used to counter them
Wrathful Hawk > Don’t cry ganker are you russian?
Don’t cry ganker > Nope)
Aiko Danuja > all we need to do is annoy NATO)
Don’t cry ganker > Yeah, don’t forget to add this to the next funny screenshot of dialogues on your site.
Yanen Trent > Don’t cry ganker