Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Someone is always griefing the carebears.
So CCP put their free incursion money on a distant island.
Boo hoo hoo. Grr CCPuh-leez.
Maybe griefers would kill mom, for free?
Alas, gankers refuse to PvE on demand.
Island PvE is too much for lazy crabs.
Island mechanics are killing the game!
Why is CCP doing this?
There was a mom, but still no fleet…
Highsec carebears only want the easiest isk.
Finally, CCP spoonfed a nearby destination.
To be continued…
Let’s try ChatGPT…
Listening to: Fake Cop Gets Arrested
Antigankers are real plebs.
They’ve got nothing better to do.
Wee woo wee woo.
Wait, he’s extorting me?
See what I did there?
Miner Revenge wanted antiganker Lu’Ce to STFU.
So the antiganker suspected him of being me.
I’m not Aiko!
Even miners hate antigankers.
I do James work (he’s permanently AFK).
Every miner must drink Jamestown Koolaid.
Drink up.
Thank James for me.
In Osmon, Lu’Ce has found purpose.
She announces me.
I’ve made a lot of new friends!
Revenge is Mary’s alt?
Antigankers have it all figured out.
Stay tuned!
*Plot Twist*
Lu’Ce secretly conspires with gankers.
Nice!
Listening to: My Let’s Play Mix
Red and basepilled.
Capsuleers make their own fate.
We like to help.
EvE Online is an Xtreme video game.
Ok, I’ll play, but…
Some of them went too far.
I know what to do.
Let’s kill them all.
Problem solved.
~=BONUS CONTENT=~
Sargon has released the MarkeeGankedOn cinematic experience.
Check it out boys.
It’s easy mode, with no CONCORD.
Trust me, they cry just as much.
I gank in Highsec for a reason.
Call me callous.
I’m killing your alliance, right now.
That’s reality.
Somebody said Absolute Order is a ganking alliance?
“Involved with” ganking, yes but…
That attracts the wrong kind of attention.
I never forget a bad Highsec guild.
Hey, I hotdrop in High.
I’m cool.
Listening to: Classic Jungle Minx
Hey there, Credo Crusaders.
We love miners) )
That’s true.
Why run with Safety?
Well, why not?
That’s right.
Do your thing in EvE Online.
I’m having fun.
Stay Safe!
Cheerzah!
What happened?
Nobody likes a miner.
We kill miners )))
“Bitch, you are jerking people off killing them. I feel sad that your older brother rapes you. Your attempt to self validate on the internet will not help. You need a real psychologist. You are sick. I pity you”
I pity the miner.
Why does the miner spew?
Let’s find out!
Get drained.
Let’s read that again…
That’s right.
That’s right!
Welcome to EvE Online.
There’s a learning curve.
That’s right.
Service guaranteed.
Agents are standing by.
I love this game.
That’s right…
Hey there.
We ganked a garbage truck.
Garbage can tycoon.
Billions of catalysts died…
Miners be crazy in EvE Online.
Facts…
This is the game we play…
Even garbage haulers are miners!
Be ye pirate, or be ye miner?
At least he’s not mad.
Talking about real dollars…
Oh my.
Miners deserve their fate.
I hope they calm down.
No reason to be dramatic.
Anyways…
Nobody likes a miner.
For real.
Yikesaroo…
It’s crazy, right?
That’s right.
The war went poorly.
So then, they recruited their own tormentors.
In hindsight, that was kinda dumb.
Things were getting real.
In Uemisaisen, old friends met again.
New players had their first adventure.
Would the carebears save them?
Doubt.
They needed Assistance.
Whee, indeed.
To be continued…
Of course you do.
These days, it’s not just Highsec.
Some agents have been helping wormbears.
PI botter down!
Go HighSecGanker go!
Of course, Highsec remains our beloved home.
One miner (I forget who), drew me euthanizing them.
The mind of a miner is a terrible thing…
