Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
My name is Aiko Danuja.
I am a beautiful princess.
I also write the best EvE Online blog.
Every miner needs a mining permit.
No permit? No ship!
If you refuse to pay, you will die.
Elite gank forces are standing by.
Calm down miners!
I just love to help.
I’m having a great time!
That’s right!
Sargon helped a miner.
However, Chatty Streams didn’t enjoy mining.
He wanted to PvP in real life.
Like most miners, Chatty is “not a miner”.
As a veteran, Chatty fights for human rights.
People play EvE in real life.
Therefore, Sargon attacked Chatty in real life.
The CIA is OCD about video game Satanism.
Sargon used evil powers to PvP in a video game in real life. Therefore, Chatty will punish Sargon’s irl family. Collective punishment is not a violation of the Geneva Conventions.
That’s an irl death threat (in game)!
Are we the baddies?
Wrathful Hawk was on Talking in Stations.
Everybody was excited to meet him.
Miners immediately began crying.
One crybaby was particularly whiny.
KeyOrion doesn’t like when miners pay CCP.
He has all the intel.
Other miners had questions.
Some even supported ganking.
Everybody is concerned about bump harassment.
Ultimately, the miners were outraged.
A lot of miners don’t like Wrathful Hawk.
However, he is a professional.
What a guy!
Hello!
I’ve been traipsing through space.
Recently, I found myself in Brapelille.
EvE University sent their best bounty hunter to track me down.
It was a massacre.
Local miners weren’t sure what was happening.
Newbro Kha’ll barely survived.
However, he saw a business opportunity.
Catalyst salvaging is profitable!
Meanwhile, miners kept dying, one by one.
Kha’ll wasn’t even upset.
He just won’t forget.
Kha’ll found his lifelong space nemesis.
It was his first PvP experience.
He doesn’t care at all.
He’s gonna put a 145 on me.
Kha’ll is a real man.
He told me off.
Now I’ve got a real bounty.
Meanwhile, other miners noticed something amiss.
Raja Ovaert scrambled to salvage additional wrecks.
However, Charles Sheldon was mystified.
He was an EvE veteran, but had never seen anything like this.
Major Miner Sheldon soon joined the other wrecks.
Eventually, antiganking reinforcements arrived.
It was a bad day for the miners of Brapelille.
Sometimes, you just need to dock up.
There’s no shame in being afraid.
Thanks for the free advertising!
I’ve been busy.
Today, I shall discuss mining permits.
Recently, SSno1 bought a permit pass.
He also bought one for his friend, SSno2.
I love to help.
It’s not a scam!
Unfortunately, SSno1 broke the law.
Can you guess his CODE. violation?
Shadow Cyrilus > SSno1 were you afk?
SSno1 > no
SSno1 > of course not
Shadow Cyrilus > Have you read the code?
SSno1 > yes
SSno1 > of course
Scroll down to find out SSno1’s violation!
Are you ready?
You won’t believe what happened.
SSno1 > I use 2 ships
SSno1 > I need opperate ships
SSno1 > I was ganked
SSno1 > Kill: SSno1 (Capsule) Kill: SSno1 (Scorpion Navy Issue)
SSno1 > I opperates 2 ships
Aiko Danuja > You were using two permits simultaneously which means you need a simultaneous use visa.
SSno1 was using two permits at once!
Multiboxers need a simultaneous use visa.
I also offered to help with his inventory.
I’m an ethical ship doubler.
SSno2 agreed to cooperate.
However, he tried to scam me.
Come on, I wasn’t born yesterday.
Once I got the modules…
…it was time to invite SSno1 to my gingerbread house.
What a happy miner.
He even made a friend.
Nobody griefed SSno1 out of the game.
He left on his own terms.
I’m glad I could help!
SSno1 isn’t a victim – he is a fan!
Best of luck to SSno1’s new owner!
That’s how I roll!
Previously, we examined how gankers help new players.
Newbro Cosmar Brennan loves the blog(s).
When his princess lost a Catalyst, Cosmar wanted to help.
New players love to help gankers.
I appreciate their assistance.
Thank you Cosmar!
There’s no torture or griefing here.
Just friendly people, playing a friendly game.
Cheers!
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It’s the best channel in EvE Online.
As the GM team continues to investigate whether this is a bonus room, designed to provoke miners into having an emotional temper tantrum, in which they urge me to commit suicide in real life, and threaten to rape me and murder me and sexually traffick my children and burn my house down and hack into my computer and launch nuclear weapons and gangbang torture cut me into pieces…
We know there is a deeper purpose.
The channel is full of friendly people.
We just want to communicate.
It’s a social community.
A place to learn.
A place to socialize.
A place for friendship.
New players are often confused.
We guide them through the New Player Experience.
I’m so glad we could help.
Until next time…
Hello friends.
Well, I’ve met a lot of people in EvE Online.
They all seem so nice and friendly.
TLDR?
I’m super toxic, right?
Oh, those poor innocent miners.
I guess I’m going straight to Hek.
I just hope the miners stop crying.
Maybe I should put them out of their misery?
I don’t know what else to do.
They seem to like it.
Ya know?
I honestly don’t know how to deal with this.
These people seem unwell.
I honestly don’t know what to do.
I’m the one being harassed.
It’s not even funny.
So I’m gonna kill them all.
That’s just how it be.
Miners need to learn a little respect.
The Miners of Misneden, Part 1
Previously, miner Nelforce quit EvE Online.
The other miners dared Alt 00 to destroy them.
They tried to bully and shame Alt.
They argued that Highsec PvP is bad.
They refused to pay rent.
They summoned powerful friends from nullsec.
They even threatened the sanctity of me, your royal Majesty.
They called me a witch!
These miners didn’t like me.
These miners were uppity.
These miners were crying.
There was only one way to respond.
To be continued…
Another dead miner, and another great video.
GalactusGalactuss also released a music video.
Unfortunately, Galactus is being salty again.
He left my Discord in a huff.
Why do some people have to be cringy, always?
Meanwhile, gankbear MacGybo also made a video.
The video is incredibly boring.
Ganking for isk/hr is newbro friendly.
MacGybo prides himself on “profit” – legitimate gameplay.
However, miner permit roleplay is TOXIC.
Ethical gankers only kill newbros who lag out in Jita.
Hold on. I gotta say, like, wow. Before I ever even heard of EvE Online, before I ever started playing the game, this guy was camping the Jita undock and taking advantage of new players.
I never took 29 billion isk from a one day old character. However, MacGybo has the hypocritical audacity to claim that I am the griefer. You can debate whether I’ve driven a new player to quit, but you can be absolutely certain MacGybo has. That’s a fact.
We now return to ongoing Hateless drama.
In his own discord, Hateless is on the defensive.
Hateless has been struggling to gain sympathy.
Adrian Vexier made a compelling defense.
What will happen next?
Will Hateless get revenge on the space bully griefer guild?
