Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Some people don’t appreciate our hard work.
They prefer to play with bots.
Well, we can’t please everyone.
Some of them, we don’t even want to please.
However, these miners are begging for attention.
We must keep them SAFE.
They might get frustrated (or abusive), but they need tough love.
Unlike nullsec blobbears, our work is creative and inspiring.
Across the galaxy, people are watching and approving.
EvE Online is the best game, ever!
Miners sure are dumb.
Should ganking be allowed in Highsec?
Brisc Rubal says, “Yes.”
You know what that means!
I’m doing great.
Stay calm, and stay safe!
Galactus has come a long way, since I found him.
Everyone makes mistakes, but winners don’t quit.
He finally understands what ninja salvaging is truly about.
Galactus enforces the LAW, praising his personal Saviourette.
He has also recorded a message for the antiganking community.
Ok, goodnight!
One rainy day, Alt 00 discovered a miner’s nest.
Oddly enough, these miners felt invincible.
Inspired by the Saviourette, Alt began exterminating them.
However, the miners were suspicious.
Emille Droffer wanted answers.
He considered placing a bounty, but who can kill a ganker?
Could Alt kill Alt?
Emille begged Alt to die.
Would Alt accept the challenge?
Of course.
However, Emille refused to pay.
It was a scam!
To be continued…
Woah there.
I just want to help sad little carebears.
Send me money, and I’ll save a miner!
Service guaranteed!
Dreygir Tivianne lost a Hulk.
She cried, but other bots were unsympathetic.
if(permit==false){ganked=true;}
if(ganked==true){quit();}
Bye!
See ya!
*wave*
Everyone is content.
They love their permits.
Miners just want to be SAFE.
Are you?
Previously, we studied the battle of Torrinos, learning how Grand Admiralette Aiko defeated the evil Vast Empire.
We also learned more about the mental muddle, surrounding antiganking loser Everess 88. Princess Aiko wonders, in the third person, whether she goes too far in describing Highsec more ons as autistic reetards. Is this fair? Fortunately, Everess 88 decided to briefly unblock Aiko and fire off a quick clarification, before reblocking our glorious dear leaderess. Presented here, now, for the first time… Everess 88 on Everess 88.
Clarifying his mental afflictions, Everess included a creeper link to a Youtube song. Wow! After some reflection, Her Royal Majesty has linked another Youtube song for Everess to find, when he obsessively reads every word.
This is a friendly reminder to take your meds, always!
When I’m not blogging, I sometimes undock.
I recently discovered a vast empire.
In distant Torrinos, the miners are always AFK.
However, they remember my previous visits.
I often cower in a nearby station.
So they sent their best man, HogTits, to camp me down.
He taunted me.
He brought an entire hit squad.
I was in serious trouble.
The miners knew who I was, and they weren’t scared.
I was trapped, and couldn’t escape.
The miners were mocking me.
They even summoned the antiganking main of antiganking loser Everess 88.
That’s the retard goofus who thinks the actual IRL year is 1984. Like wtf.
This was getting serious.
It all happened so fast.
Fortunately, Krig Povelli taught me a magic trick.
Australian Jesus came to my rescue, straight out of Halaima.
Everybody was amazed.
They never anticipated my counterattack.
It was clear who won the battle of Torrinos.
The wouldbe antigankers began to reconsider their choices.
Everess 88’s antiganking main was losing their respect.
The battle was over, and birds began to chirp.
Everybody reflected on the experience.
One thing was crystal clear.
I have a Highsec PvP alt.
If you never played EvE Online, you might be confused.
Antigankers are stupid, in real-life. Actual more ons.
These are the most disgusting, bigoted, toxic people in the game.
They are absolutely mental.
Deep down, they know the truth.
Antigankers are bad at the game.
They are absolute trash.
I’m the best, and they are desperate for attention.
I’m better at EvE, and chess!
I beat Hazen Koraka, at both games, simultaneously.
What a guild of permafailures!
