Listening to: Undock and Die

I’m gonna keep making AI music.

That means I’m a real content creator.

I’m doing very well, thank you.


That’s right.

I sure do enjoy EvE Online.

This is why we always shoot miners.


o7 capsuleers!


Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Listening to: Undock and Die

I’m gonna keep making AI music.

That means I’m a real content creator.

I’m doing very well, thank you.


That’s right.

I sure do enjoy EvE Online.

This is why we always shoot miners.


o7 capsuleers!



Let’s check it out.

Safety. is such a creative alliance.

I bet I can turn that into music.
Amazing!

All true and factpilled.
q why u kill pod
a cuz i was bored n u was breathin wrong ez clapq i wasnt even flyin
a wasnt even carin lil bro welcome to spaceq but i new
a u new to dyin too ggsq had no implants
a damn bro so u broke n dead tough comboq i afk
a LMAOOO okay bet congrats now u afk in the clone bay lolq u only kill defenseless
a nah i kill wit purpose that purpose bein boredomq wat i do
a existed near me no insurance plan bad life choicesq feel bad yet
a feel bad these hands dont kno remorse lil broq can i get my stuff bak
a come outside n ask nicely lets see wat happenq u ruinin eve
a nah u ruinin local wit all that cryinq why highsec
a easy bake killmails sweet like cinnabon n u smelled deliciousq i reportin u
a snitchin wont put ur pod back together ratq got life or nah
a got killboard n bad attitudes thats better
Any other questions?
Here, have a FREE bonus song, bro.

I bet Aiko is fun at parties.

That’s right.

Listening to: No AI

That’s right.

A word to the wise…

In EvE Online, we do as I please.

We spread the Good News.


Everybody loves our positive attitude.


I’m just the cutest little thing.



What can I say?


At least we have a blog.


o7 capsuleers!


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What a sport!

That’s right.

That’s right!



In Halaima?

It’s not her first time.



Dakkonka is a repeat customer.


We know.

Ya know?

The other miners know what’s up.

There’s gotta be a better place to mine.

o7




People notice me.

ACHTUNG AIKO!


Everybody is happy to see me.


Some miners read my bio.

I always welcome input.


Many tell me their story.



I can’t save them all.

I guess I’m the best.


That’s right!


o7



In his house, I play an important role.

Miners just need to calm down.

That’s right.

This is where the story gets complicated.

What for?

Omg, I bet she’s super hot.

At least someone enjoys EvE Online.


That’s right.

That’s right!




Hey there.

I’m Aiko!

That’s right.

That’s right!

People love me.

James 315 said I’m the best.

I’m the High Princess of Highsec.

That makes me the #1 alltime.

o7 bro!
