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Listening to: Hazards
Fly Fearless alliance should be afraid.
They are not mission ready.
They are barely able to compose a coherent sentence.
However, miners are still men of a sort.
You know how men are…
I’m mission ready sexy.
The Devil only wants one thing.
This sexy talk concerned my IRL boyfriend.
So naturally Devilishh was sent to miner’s prison.
Meanwhile, Tweeps decided it was time to have the talk.
Uh oh.
It is what it is.
To be continued…
That’s right.
Listening to: Ready or Not
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Incursion bears killed their own mother.
They had nothing to do but cry.
Their whining could be hard across the galaxy.
Meanwhile, we all had a good laugh.
Mocking miners is kind of our thing.
Longtime readers will remember Gripen ANM.
Someone didn’t learn their lesson!
Behold, a new incursion!
This time the miners were in for a real treat.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
Tee Ka became an antiganker.
Then he invited me to mine with him?
However, I’m not a miner.
This would imperil our friendship.
Whoops!
The poor little guy got gunked on (yet again).
So Tee Ka cried at his best friend, Piper.
He urged her to betray Aiko!
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBomp…
An elite team engaged in untraditional PvE.
This is EvE Online.
The miners had a problem.
We don’t like them.
Their leadership team is trash.
So they cancelled their own incursion party.
Jason was gracious in defeat.
Eventually, the miners blamed us for their success.
They killed the Kundalini mothership, but said we did.
Some Pilot explained the logic.
Meanwhile, Zloki found a flaw in ganker strategy.
Are Highsec incursions too big to fail?
Would gankers allow the incursion community to die?
A new incursion was about to begin!
Who would catch mom first?
One team was on 24/7 standby…
Any moment now…
The clock was ticking…
To be continued…
Our incursion team is unstoppable.
Sir Balu began investigating.
The culprits are, well, us.
Amazing.
Our team developed its own unique strategy.
Meanwhile, the miners kept crying.
The next battleground was Ohide.
Halbarad “Carebearing” Dovanna was dismayed.
The crabs decided to kill their own incursion.
That’s fine with us.
Lol!
Miners sure are stupid.
To be continued…
Previously, on AikoBompr…
Incursions are despawning across Highsec.
After winning an incursion, our team set course to the next site.
Carebears were flummoxed.
Where was the free easy isk?
The miners suddenly had a lot more free time.
So they began crying in Discord.
Some searched in vain for a silver lining.
Others conspired to scam CCP with exaggerated grief.
Screeching could be heard across the galaxy.
Eventually, Hawk received a formal complaint.
This was amusing.
To be continued…
Hey there.
Something is happening to the incursions.
They are ending earlier than normal.
Incursion bears love easy passive income.
However, when the ‘mothership’ is destroyed, the isk faucet turns off.
Crabs don’t like to ‘win’ the event.
Instead, they try to drag it out as long as possible.
Wrathful Hawk decided to do something about this exploit.
He was joined by Jason Kusion, Andres M Afanador, [REDACTED], MOONPIRE, and a few other Highsec friends.
Their incursion community wanted to win.
Op success!
The miners were not pleased.
It was the end of an era.
To be continued…
Cultural Center is a miner bumper.
100 million, or risk bump.
Muutaras urged the miners of Kamio to revolt.
Longtime readers will recall Kamio has always been uncivilized.
Muutaras vowed to devour the griefers.
He stood proudly on his soapbox.
Cultural patiently explained the law.
He also taught Muutaras some history.
Does anybody remember JTClone Ares?
Thanks for the free isk, bro!
Muutaras began brainstorming a plot.
Unfortunately, his rebel clout was diminished by his own history.
Muutaras is a graduate of the Princess Aiko School of Mining.
Even rebel leaders need a mining permit.
Muutaras made Cultural feel better.
Listening to: All Day, All Night
I’m kinda not an asshole.
Your alliance is absolute trash.
You should be weary.
We will finish your space adventure.
Holy Aiko guideth me.
Her blasters are made from dead miners.
Her ponytail is dipped in their virgin blood.
Let no miner retain neutrons.
May she blog about me always.
We are the Guardians of Highsec.
Sky Ikkala got ganked in high security Amarr.
She is a newbro four year old permapleb.
Sky moonlights as an internet prostitute.
You can check out her private pics for a hidden fee.
I have no idea what’s down that rabbit hole.
However, I did admire a free sample of Japreet’s ample AI bobs.
If I was still a lezzi, I’d upvote this synthetic cutie.
That’s way too small for a blog – right?
Better, but blurry… Maybe try a larger font? Eh?
Veteran miner Gamblich1 had a question for gankers.
However, beautiful Sky didn’t want an answer.
Our Bollybomb diva was angry, lmao!
Sexy Sky was not calm.
Nevermind, sultry Sky was super ‘not’ salty.
She posed her own seductive question.
She was well qualified to conslut on mental conditions.
Meanwhile, she threw Chinese miners under the bus.
Ooo, that bot does look tasty.
