

Indeed.

Oh no!

He’s a real cat killer…

hehehehe

What a guy.

Two hours later…





Uh oh…

$$-BONUS ROUND-$$


I’m not messing around.


Well, I hope he’s sorry!



Cheerzah!



<=PLOT TWIST=>




That’s right.

Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
Indeed.
Oh no!
He’s a real cat killer…
hehehehe
What a guy.
Two hours later…
Uh oh…
$$-BONUS ROUND-$$
I’m not messing around.
Well, I hope he’s sorry!
Cheerzah!
<=PLOT TWIST=>
That’s right.
Welcome back to EvE Online.
Speak truth.
That’s right.
We can play.
Hey there.
Hey again.
We get around.
That’s a fack.
Miners have a lot to say.
They’ve always got an excuse.
It’s a hardknock life.
I wish them all the best.
They are a special people.
That’s right.
See what I mean?
Miners are never calm.
They always have something to say.
I wish them all the best.
Cheerzah!
That’s right.
That’s right!
Oh, I guess he has more to say…
Alradorno Horatio… what a guy.
=Bonus Screenshot=
==LIVEBLOG==
Oh boy, here he goes…
Another antiganker is born!
Let’s check out the old forums.
Chribba is bad at EvE, and worse at website design.
“Did it begin with killing mining bots…”
Let’s take a walk in history…
Some things never change.
Miners always whine and salt.
It never stops.
“What happens to us new players?”
Here’s more…
They have not evolved in over a decade.
That’s right.
“Today, a bunch of gankers descended upon the belt our corp is in and blew up a couple of ships with that suicide catalyst fit they all have (because, apparently, no one can custom fit anything anymore). This is the same group of guys that started harassing us in belts a few days ago…”
Those goshdarn gankers!
GarrRR.
“Basically they are players who want to be PVPers but every time they go looking for PVP they get their butts kicked. So rather than putting the effort into learning to be competitive they go kill players they know they can not loose against, namely miners and haulers. then to make them selves feel better about totally failing at PVP they act all macho and say they do it for the tiers.”
“Really there is no point to it. It takes no skill, you can not learn to PVP by killing players who can not shoot back, and there is rarely any reward in it. But some asshats just don’t get it. For some reason it makes them feel l33t when they kill carebears. How is killing a defenseless carebear something to be proud of? It is like the difference between shooting an animal in a cage or actually going out and hunting where the animal actually has a chance at survival. The ganker would have you believe that shooting the animal in the cage is the same as shooting an animal in the wild, after all they are still shooting the same animal. They seem to miss the fact that the point of hunting that makes it fun is the challenge of the hunt not just the act of pulling the trigger.”
“My beef is with the gankers who have no PVP skills and the only way they get kills is by ganking. Ganking does not make you a PVPer… also blobbing is not a form of grieving while ganking although not always grieving, can be, and often is, used for grieving.”
Hathathat.
“CCP has already taken steps to tone down the level of ganking. The problem is that the ganking community revolts and rages against this and only goes out and ganks more. If we continue to escalate the level of ganking CCP will be FORCED to drop the hammer. THIS CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN!! The ganking community will have no one to blame but themselves. Law enforcement must step up…”
Where did all these gankers come from?
“…and formed their own alliance of greatly overrated, obnoxious, narcissistic, stupid, worthless, arrogant, rotund malcontents.”
“…the demographic of pew-pew basement dwellers who got picked on in high school for being too fat/acne ridden/smelly/short/whatever who now find their only two pleasures in life comes from 1) Feeling like Real Big Men from ganking people who can’t even shoot back and 2) Furry “erotic art.” They don’t care about the economy, they don’t care about supply and demand, nor do they care about anything except finally having found an alternate reality where they get to be the schoolyard bully…”
” You can’t hack in the real PvP world so you want to head over into hi-sec and thump on some newbies and unarmed mining ships to help your flaccid e-peen to feel big again. And when we tell you to get lost you cry Carebare.”
What of the original question?
“It started as soon as the game launched, myself and a group of friends from beta all made alts and would fit tech 1 neutrons to velators with antimatter and use about 4 or 5 to gank the extremely common at the time bestower with a single mining laser left afk to mine in the days and weeks after launch.”
=FINAL WORDS=
“Cyberbullying is the use of the Internet and related technologies to harm other people, in a deliberate, repeated, and hostile manner. It involves the use of information and communication technologies to support deliberate, repeated, and hostile behavior. So people who “shitpoast”, repeatedly gank miners, use locator agents, “make it personal”, convo, post said convo’s on forums, etc… are cyberbullying. Period.”
==GANKER REBUTTAL==
Indeed.
Listening to: More Cat Sky
=Trigger Warning=
Welcome to EvE Online.
Miners never learn.
They are not so smart.
Oh well… bad fortune!
Good fight!
GHarrrhrh gaunkers!
We never forget a bad miner.
That’s right.
xD
o7
=BONUS CONTENT=
I’m the greatest ganker in the game.
Some people call it piracy.
I think it’s just euthanasia.
Fools don’t take me seriously.
Those people are losers.
Look, I simply can’t respect a coward.
Meanwhile, I’m good at what I do.
I can be a real problem for you.
An annoying hassle, one might say.
You won’t like that side of me.
Apologies in advance.
Hey there.
We are still ganking.
Antigankers are salty bads.
Totes obsessed with me.
Shaking my head.
Bro, I’m in class.
I’m not a retired bittervet boomer.
Archivist15 is another antiganking failure.
He hacked the CCP servers.
He’s gonna steal our accounts, our stuff, our Discords.
That’s an IRL felony, in game.
The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act of 1986 prohibits knowingly accessing a computer without authorization to obtain information, cause damage, or perpetrate fraud.
Eventually, Archi roleplayed a successful hack.
He’s part of the 315th Global Hacker Division.
Silly antigankers.
I try my best.
However, miners get obsessed with me.
\o
o/
Hey there.
Hii.
It’s like love, but not really.
Miners aren’t even capable of love.
Ya kno?
It never really ever stops.
This is a special case.
He is a bad man.
His plan is illegal, in real life.
I tried to talk about EvE Online.
He just kept simping…
haha
What a guy.
This antiganker wants to have sex with me.
Of course, he has competition.
So Valryon needed a plan.
He wants to pimp me out, at FanFest.
He wants to traffick me, in real life.
Fortunately, he won’t will mail me.
How can anyone resist?
No thanks.
That wasn’t the last message.
Ok then.
Meanwhile, in local…
I know what men want from me.
Sometimes, they aren’t even sure what I am.
They don’t seem to care.
I guess there’s an ongoing debate.
Everybody agrees on one thing.
I’m the best…
…and I have simps in EvE Online.
To be continued…
Hey there.
Alright, what’s wrong now…
Ok then.
In EvE Online, miners are never calm.
They don’t like our kind.
The feeling is mutual.