Stand Up in Uttindar

Highsec is a SAFE space.

Miners are just dying to meet us (haha).

Our next guest is HAZZIK.

#sad

Carebears never take personal responsibility.

It’s the old “I’m just a poor miner” defense.

Facing bankruptcy and eviction, he tried a new career.

It’s miner’s night at the club.

What a funny guy.

He should have bought a mining permit.

Ba dum tss.

We are top tier players, and that’s no joke.

Well, I hope he had fun.

o7 capsuleers!

Gem Collecting

Why do we gank them?

Enjoy a fat paragraph.

This one is a ‘philosophy miner’.

They are crazies (irl).

For real, fr.

They often like to negotiate.

I just hope he enjoyed EvE Online.

Now he’s quitting forever (again).

That’s one point for Team Safety!

Zero points for everyone else.

Oh wait, there’s more…

This is BONUS content.

Behold, an antiganker is born…

Are you keeping score?

That’s right.

That’s right!

He even learned a little CODE. history.

He also met our favourite little princess.

Some guys are into me.

They remember me for the rest of their life.

He won in his own little way.

o7 capsuleer!