Official Home of the New Order of Highsec
I’m the noob leader of a noob alliance.
Karoomi is a veteran in an elite alliance.
Who would win in a fight?
Challenge accepted!
I’m always ready for a lesson.
That’s right.
Words have consequences.
Mine around, and find out…
In EvE Online, you can get dunked on.
That’s right!
Listening to: Day of the Jackal
Welcome back.
Yesterday, Aiko and her blue poodle made a mess.
It was the DAY OF THE JACKAL.
BOOM! Headshot.
It was a long day.
I like to stay in touch.
SDENSK knows the JACKAL OF HIGHSEC.
“This message in the local chat is seen by every player of the safe solar system I fly into. Following this message, he sees this: Victory: SDENSK (Praxis*) to back up my words. The players thank me. Amarr, Zhita are no exception. Everywhere I fly, in every solar system where there are players, this message pops up. This will continue daily until you reimburse me for my tractors and my Praxis, which were destroyed by you. Something tells me that in a couple of months, all players who play in safe solar systems will have your gang marked with a red flag. Each of you. When you appear in the locale, everyone will know that freaks have flown into the solar system. I have been doing this for the third day. The more you delay with payment, the more people will put jackals like you on their blacklists. You pay 500,000,000 (five hundred million isk).”
I tried to negotiate.
However, he wants to punish me.
That’s the last thing I want!
This is blackmail and extortion…
I just want an apology.
No deal!
Everybody must know about the jackal.
He plans to tell everyone about my targeted assassinations.
Please don’t throw me in that briar patch!
He’s a professional antiadvertiser…
Now I’m starting to cry.
In EvE Online, reputation is everything.
Weak minds are susceptible to reverse psychology witchcraft.
He has the upper hand.
The entire playerbase will hear of me.
Then he found the other Aikos.
This is just sadistic!
What a game.
He soon found support in Zhita local.
I create fun content for Highsec miners.
I am Princess Aiko Tabaqui of Danera, the High Witch Danuja of Agilborne.
Everybody loves me.
Meanwhile, in Zhita local.
> WATCH OUT FOR MARY GUNKINS
Everybody is talking about the jackal.
SDENSK is making big isk!
He’s winning bigly.
That’s right.
Suddenly friends.
o7 bro
