Category: From The Source

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #247

Highsec Miner Grab Bag #246

Oh, hey there.

I guess it’s mailtime.

Some miners are not upset.

They are quite calm.

Some miners roleplay as notaminers.

No mining in Delve!

That’s right.

This Orca had plenty of ‘no’ warning…

It was all a setup! The miner exposed CCP’s evil ways.

I’m the most upvoted person in EvE forum history.

Unlike some people, I actually play EvE Online.

I get way too much email (unlike James, I don’t have a cute secretary).

It is funny tho.

A mining sniper, and not even his first time…

Bro has been doing that longer than I’ve played.

Send me one billion isk, buy 5 get one free.

Boy, I got so much game up in here.

Wow, just wow.

I can’t wait to hear more.

That’s right.

I won’t tolerate griefing in my alliance.

Sure thing, little buddy.

Ah, but I’m also cute.

That’s my isk/hr.

Hey, I’m having fun)

<3

Welcome to Highsec.

We can play EvE Online together.

Let’s send those miners to otherwhere!

That’s right, go on, git.

I’m a real Space Ganger now.

Tunnel snakes don’t scare us.

I run five successful alliances.

We are all one team…

…spoonfeeding content to the regular workingpleb.

They love it.

Cheerzah brav.

Nobody likes a loley miner.

Loleylol!

Gotta catch em all, and then do it again.

What’s the Point?

What’s going on?

Sounds amazing.

Imagine that.

Why are they defenseless?

Why gank a defenseless AFK carebear?

That’s right.

That’s right.

Look at that groupthink downvote.

Reasonable people rarely get upvotes.

Crybabies rage downvote the truth.

Idiots get upvoted.

Bro, nobody enjoys mining.

Carebears are looooosers.

Loooooooooooooosers.

Everyone on Reddit has something to say.

Mostly, the bears cried.

Miners just don’t get it.

Give me your diamonds, or die.

So they whined, on and on.

Boohoohoo.

Boomers boomed about glory days.

Seers spake of ancient prophecies.

Trolls spread cruel gossip.

Antigankers shared tips and tricks.

Agents shared deep state intel.

Therapists offered their diagnosis.

Others wallowed in despair.

Gankers are the same people who play Zerg!

Another invigorating conversation with Reddit[censored]…

TLDR: Stay away from people who can’t PvP!

That’s right.

Why do I gank?

I just don’t like miners.

Kill them all.

Astero Wannabe

In EvE Online, carebears are creepbears.

Everything has a price.

There’s only way to respond.

I sent IceyCreeper619 straight to Zboard.

Then I sent a bill, for a bill.

What a neat trick.

Get ganked, miner.

That’s right.

Every miner has a dream.

It’s always nonsense.

Don’t forget to buy your mining permits.

Another One

Tee Ka Gets PkD, Part 1

It just keeps happening.

Oh look, there he is again.

What’s this?

Tee Ka keeps attacking me!

As it turns out…

That’s a fancy Orca!

Carebears think I’m just a mean greefer.

However, Tee Ka is starting to figure things out.

I’m fun.

That’s right.

He’s not a new player.

He’s just another miner.

Cheerzah!

Get Bumped

Before James 315 passed away…

… he taught me a neat trick.

Miners never seem to understand…

Wee! (what’s happening to me?)

Haha, gankers are so stupid, right?

Wait a minute…

What’s wrong with miners??

Like hello, you died an hour ago…

Everybody loves Gallente space.

Full speed ahead…

That’s right.

Cheerzah!