A Brief History of CODE.

The once mighty CODE. alliance had terminal autism.

Literally, autism.

NOL Director Super Perforator was unwell.

Super declared war on Aiko!

He roleplayed “victory”.

Victorious gankers should stop ganking. Right?

Super Perfie had no time for gankers.

Perfie preferred antigankers.

However, a princess cannot abide antigankers…

So Super Perforator ban/muted all the gankers.

Perfie was seduced by antiganker “agent” Knowledgeminer

Fortunately, Aiko has powerful friends in Highsec.

Knowledgeminer was arrested!

However, Super Perforator continued to harbor antigankers.

Meanwhile, Perfie autistically denied the death of James 315.

Inevitably, The Conference Elite denounced New Order Logistics.

Everyone said NOL is trash.

So TCE decided to form a new alliance, without NOL.

Stay tuned for a brief history of the CODE. alliance.

To be continued…

Bee well.

Still Clamping

I love helping Highsec miners.

I also help lowsec bears.

Kuben craved attention.

However, he had no time for poors.

Kuben wanted the boss b.

So he went to the source.

We were amazed.

Kuben is a real money man.

PLOT TWIST: Kuben is also a secret agent!

He’s watching me!

Kuben infiltrated deep inside.

I’m surrounded by traitors!

Kuben knows what I did.

The truth is out.

DOPPLE TWIST: I actually am a secret agent.

I will cut a b.

I done did it.

I have so many names.

You can’t stop any of me.

We are already closer than you realize.

It’s way too late.

In EvE Online, only one name matters.

That’s right!

Everybody knows it.

You love it.

Cheers!

Double Hulks


Archer Sterling 2nd > Your ganking doesn’t concern me
Archer Sterling 2nd > Your permit can go strait up your …
Fate and Destiny > Calm Down Miner


Archer Sterling 2nd > you can come back and kill my ship every day…I wont pay a cent
Archer Sterling 2nd > Hahahahahahahha…
Archer Sterling 2nd > Hahahahaha
Archer Sterling 2nd > hahahahaha
Archer Sterling 2nd > If I pay, you win…if I don’t…you have to take more isk from me than I make.
Zopiclone > You sound pretty defeated


Archer Sterling 2nd > i’ll be honest with you…I’m banking some isk before I get back into null
Fate and Destiny > Cool story