

Oh hi.

Happy to help.


Some truths can’t be denied.


Nobody likes a miner.


Let’s just observe the facts.


They can’t pay to win.


They are poors…


…because they are bads.



That’s right.


That’s right!


Official Home of the New Order of Highsec


Oh hi.

Happy to help.


Some truths can’t be denied.


Nobody likes a miner.


Let’s just observe the facts.


They can’t pay to win.


They are poors…


…because they are bads.



That’s right.


That’s right!



Welcome back…


It’s gonna be another day in EvE Online!

We love to meet new players.

Only crybabies are crying.

Hedvard Vetranax went from zero to hero.

Some people are happy capsulers.

That’s why CCP allows us to gank them.

Are you having fun?


Maybe you just don’t get it.

That’s right.


That’s right!




Cheerzah brav…



Hey there.


Another Highsec quitbaby.

That’s right.

Gudbui miner.

I’m glad his toion enjoyed the gagain.

Glory to the DPRH!


There is war in SYria.

Miners are learning why.

James 315 died, but Princess Aiko reigns as Queen Regent!

So we did an experiment.

Is bumping effective?

We wanted to know.

Is Silent Company a good alliance?

Our research indicates they are bads.

That is sad.


So we taught them a lesson.

Yes.



That’s me!

I host the popular Why Was I Ganked? channel.

It’s a place for miners to meet cool people.

That makes me a real space celebrity.

Those other losers have bad alliances with dead channels.

People like me because I’m fun and interesting.


You’ll want to pay attention.

That’s right.




Cheerzah!






Listening to: Permit Denied

Hey there.

That’s right.

Miners notice me.

Are you cool like me?

I’m a real space celebrity.

They sure love to chat.

You can learn a lot from carebears.

Some miners are crybabies.

I hope they get bulled on.

One day, the miners started fighting.

They hate each other.

Fortunately, I was there to help.

EvE Online is a no bully zone.

Cheerzah brav!

=BONUS CONTENT=


I won a real null battle.


They were bads.

Nullbears can’t even survive Highsec…


I know what happened next!

We killed them all.

That’s right.















RIP!


Hey there.

Carebears always want to chat.


They have some interesting ideas.



What will the miners think of next?



Wow!

Is that right?


Really?

Safety CODE. is doing great.

What’s our secret?


That’s right!

o7 capsuleers!



Hey there.

I’ve heard what they say.

Miners have a lot to learn.

In EvE Online, someone is always after your goat.

Everybody needs a mining permit.

What do you think?

Cheerzah brav.



In this game, we hunt miners.

They are crybabies.


Miners are crazy people, in real life.

At least we are having fun.

People send me screenshots all the time.


Lookin great!

I think Minerbumping is allowed.

Just pay us, and mine with Safety.

We are High Guardians, Saviours of Ice and Ore.



BlackWidow1968 > see all the witches is out
Aiko Danuja > im not a witch!
BlackWidow1968 > lol takes all you to take down 1 retriever lmao BlackWidow1968 > wow pethetic